Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/9None
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/16100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
MooseKnuckles vs MagoosIn*+0.0-0.0
-0.1+0.0+0.1
FHTP vs RoyalDangleBerries-0.0*+0.0In
No*No+0.0
-0.2+0.1+0.3
Rangers vs SurgeSouth+0.1+0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the RoyalDangleBerries finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup12345678Count
30-32In0.0%100237,726*
2941-01InNo964187,793
30-03InNo1006,219
2842-00InNo8812443,105
31-02InNo94687,065
20-04InNo1001,027
2732-01InNo7327404,644
21-03InNo762419,723
10-05InNo7228101
2633-00InNo43525621,980
22-02InNo49475136,921
11-04InNo544052,209
00-06InNo1002
2523-01InNo2160181412,994
12-03InNo206118120,121
01-05InNo14731378
2424-00InNo544437461,944
13-02InNo74343789,604
02-04InNo8424461,116
2314-01InNo1224928197,910
03-03InNo02249296,325
2215-00InNo0742500170,161
04-02InNo074250020,861
2105-01100.0%No117766034,514
2006-0099.8No097812023,659
Total:100.0%0.0%4631157003,587,802

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/9100.0*Lottery seed
BashBros 4 LuckyDawgs 6 +0.1
PourSports 5 AnnasHarborsideGrille 2 +0.1
Haulers 4 Blackbeers 5 +0.1
WoodfordLawBoxers 2 ATCJets 5 +0.1
RocklandLiquors 4 Hogbuffs 5 +0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
SilkyMitts vs NESHLSouth+0.1-0.0-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/16100.0*Lottery seed
FHTP vs RoyalDangleBerries+1.3-0.4-2.0
Surge vs LuckyDawgs-0.1+0.1+0.2
MooseKnuckles vs Magoos+0.1-0.1-0.1
Bevman vs Haulers+0.1-0.0-0.1
JagrBombs vs PourSports-0.1-0.0+0.0
Blackbeers vs ATCJets+0.1-0.0-0.1
Chiefs vs SilkyMitts-0.1-0.0+0.1
Rangers vs SurgeSouth-0.1+0.0+0.1
WFD vs Triceratopshelf-0.1-0.0+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPWL-OTT12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243
3260-000929362150
3150-01041731301430
3051-000141528311730
40-020141428321830
2941-010016223924600
30-03001725402340
2842-000014213628910
31-02015233826710
20-04152339275
2732-01003153233143000
21-0300317343112200
10-0521339398
2633-000017233324102000
22-02001925332282000
11-04029273321710
00-065050
2523-010041427281872000
12-030041426291872000
01-055172428196
2424-000016162525177200
13-020016172625167200
02-0401817252416710
2314-0100027172626166100
03-03001617262716610
2215-0000139202724134100
04-02003920272312410
2105-01001719302612410
2006-00015162726166200
Total:0001124791011119876543211000000