Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Chiefs 10 WFD 4 -3.6
-0.0
Ticklefight 9 HighWide 2 +0.4
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/16100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
GoonSquad vs GLP+10.3-3.9-15.7
+0.3-0.1-0.4
Chiefs vs SilkyMitts-6.3-1.9+4.1
-0.1-0.0+0.1
Chiefs vs RocklandLiquors-7.0-2.9+2.6
-0.1-0.0+0.0
WFD vs Triceratopshelf-5.9-3.2+3.2
-0.1-0.1+0.1
Ticklefight vs Hogbuffs-0.7*-0.2+0.4

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the GoonSquad finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup12345678Count
2260-00InNo29647019,875
2150-01100.0%No1064242030,040
2051-0099.2No23549131150,224
40-0299.2No2355013118,339
1941-0193.8No012473460179,242
30-0392.7No094736705,779
1842-0077.8No022749220432,345
31-0277.9No1275022083,907
20-0477.0No12650230979
1732-0151.1No0942472398,953
21-0349.8No084148219,435
10-0554.9No114443282
1633-0024.8No2236312621,617
22-0224.4No2236411135,562
11-0424.1No12365102,239
00-06OutNo1003
1523-017.6No86528418,371
12-037.2No7633020,637
01-054.4No4603591
1424-001.4No14355472,484
13-021.2No1395991,799
02-041.3No136631,046
1314-010.3No02080206,115
03-030.1No015856,696
1215-00OutNo1189182,765
04-02OutNo10022,331
10-11OutNo10066,846*
Total:34.4%No03102039273,587,802

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/9100.0*Lottery seed
IceAge 3 Sharks 6 -0.2
BashBros 4 LuckyDawgs 6 -0.1
Haulers 4 Blackbeers 5 -0.1
WoodfordLawBoxers 2 ATCJets 5 -0.1
Beavers 5 Cyclones 1 +0.1
Ducks 7 Brewskis 3 -0.1
FightingSquirrels 4 Dynamo 3 -0.1
Chiefs 10 WFD 4 +0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/16100.0*Lottery seed
GoonSquad vs GLP-1.8+0.6+2.7
Bevman vs Haulers-0.1+0.0+0.2
FightingSquirrels vs Brewskis-0.1+0.1+0.2
Ducks vs WoodfordLawBoxers-0.1+0.0+0.2
MooseKnuckles vs Magoos-0.1+0.1+0.1
Cyclones vs Sharks+0.1-0.1-0.2
Rangers vs SurgeSouth+0.1+0.0-0.1
Chiefs vs SilkyMitts+0.1+0.0-0.1
Chiefs vs RocklandLiquors+0.1+0.1-0.0
WFD vs Triceratopshelf+0.1+0.0-0.0
JagrBombs vs PourSports+0.1+0.0-0.0
BashBros vs Rippers+0.0-0.1-0.1
Ticklefight vs Hogbuffs+0.1-0.0-0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPWL-OTT12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243
2260-000014152828175100
2150-010021022292210310
2051-0000141425271882000
40-02014132528198200
1941-0100141322241911410000
30-0301411202521135100
1842-000013916222216831000
31-02001391722221683100
20-0414916222214931
1732-01000138152223179310000
21-0300137152223178310
10-05114101522281091
1633-0000015122024201241000
22-0200015112025201241000
11-040141021262211410
00-06333333
1523-010002717252516610
12-03002717262616610
01-0519182529153
1424-0000028193027121
13-020016173030141
02-04015153134121
1314-010002102941180
03-0302102841190
1215-00011242431
04-020643491
1105-010177012
1006-007624
Total:00000001122234444567777787750