How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 7/21100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
DC United 1 Houston 3 -0.2
No
+8.0
-0.1
Minnesota 0 NY Red Bulls 3 -0.1
-5.1
Columbus 1 Philadelphia 0 -0.1
New England 4 Los Angeles 3 +0.4
-0.0
Toronto FC 1 Colorado 1 +0.5
Real Salt Lake 1 Sporting KC 1 *+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Philadelphia vs Columbus+0.2-0.1-0.3
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 7/29100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Minnesota vs DC United-0.0-0.0+0.2
NoNo+0.0
+11.8-6.2-24.1
-0.1-0.0+0.2
Real Salt Lake vs Columbus+0.5-0.1-0.6
Atlanta vs Orlando-0.0+0.0+0.1
New England vs Philadelphia+0.1-0.0-0.2
NY Red Bulls vs Montreal-0.1+0.0+0.1
San Jose vs Colorado-0.6+0.1+1.3
Los Angeles vs Seattle+0.6-0.2-0.7

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the DC United finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
5713-0-0In0.8%323432550No85,827
5512-1-0InNo256015No20
5412-0-1InNo1655227No58
5311-2-099.2%No114433391No266
5211-1-199.5No053049161No976
5110-3-097.5No0217532520No2,252*
5010-2-191.4No19463680No7,792
4910-1-282.2No0433451620No19,421*
489-3-167.4No01214627500No44,533*
479-2-249.8No001039381110No112,108*
469-1-331.2No04274422400No233,970*
458-3-216.8No01154133910No480,833*
448-2-37.4No00731401830No977,360*
437-4-22.5No0219403081No1,760,907*
427-3-30.7No01103339162No3,144,525*
417-2-40.1No0042242275No5,376,962*
406-4-30.0No001123739110.0%8,488,044*
396-3-40.0No0052746210.013,136,214*
386-2-50.0No0021847320.011,005,065
5-5-30.0No0021647360.08,306,625*
375-4-40.0No001942480.318,130,801
6-1-6OutNo01942480.28,523,309*
365-3-5OutNo00434611.026,001,948
4-6-3OutNo00432651.39,749,358*
355-2-6OutNo00225733.023,199,864
4-5-4OutNo00123763.722,254,678*
344-4-5OutNo0115848.542,776,395*
5-1-7OutNo00116837.511,756,422
334-3-6OutNo00109015.844,091,513
3-6-4OutNo0089217.619,096,284*
323-5-5OutNo0059528.233,846,299
4-2-7OutNo0059526.635,343,397*
313-4-6OutNo039740.349,178,632
4-1-8OutNo0039739.314,445,242
2-7-4OutNo029843.07,793,176*
303-3-7OutNo019953.248,723,588
2-6-5OutNo019955.322,012,436*
292-5-6OutNo0010066.932,232,887
3-2-8OutNo019965.833,596,770*
282-4-7OutNo0010077.039,459,275
3-1-9OutNo0010077.417,817,151*
272-3-8OutNo0010085.333,624,796
1-6-6OutNo010086.313,789,902*
262-2-9OutNo010091.518,988,419
1-5-7OutNo010091.917,490,897*
251-4-8OutNo010095.617,612,734
2-1-10OutNo010095.78,116,953*
241-3-9OutNo010098.116,980,778*
231-2-10OutNo010099.310,178,371*
18-22OutNo10099.99,150,355*
Total:0.1%0.0%000000013108642.8%759,146,388

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 7/21100.0*Lottery seed
DC United 1 Houston 3 +0.4
Minnesota 0 NY Red Bulls 3 -0.1
Toronto FC 1 Colorado 1 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 7/29100.0*Lottery seed
Minnesota vs DC United+0.3-0.1-0.8

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
5713-0-01318543025050
5512-1-02056015
5412-0-11655227
5311-2-011134213391
5211-1-1032282490161
5110-3-001114452125020
5010-2-1006343236080
4910-1-200222944401620
489-3-100115644127500
479-2-200065354381110
469-1-300132164322400
458-3-2000196383310100
448-2-3000342639215000
437-4-20002133433143000
427-3-30015213527102000
417-2-4000182433239200
406-4-300002112732207100
396-3-4000414293117400
386-2-5000151832291220
375-4-40001823362560
6-1-60001824362560
365-3-50003133236141
4-6-30002113039171
355-2-6000152342263
4-5-400042042304
344-4-500011137428
5-1-70011138428
334-3-600005285116
3-6-40004265318
323-5-50001165528
4-2-70002185427
313-4-600095140
4-1-800095041
303-3-700044353
2-6-50034155
292-5-60013267
3-2-80023366
282-4-70002377
3-1-9012277
272-3-8001585
1-6-6001486
262-2-900991
1-5-700892
251-4-80496
241-3-90298
231-2-100199
220-4-90100
210-3-100100
200-2-110100
18-19100
Total:0000000000000011236133043