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-Katie Baker

DC United Playoff Chances

Beat Union 3-2, playoff odds up 0.5 to 99.8%
38 points   11-5-7

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 7/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
DC United 3 Union 2 +0.5
+0.4
+3.2
+0.3
Impact 1 Sounders 0 -0.1
-0.1
+0.3
Crew 3 Toronto FC 3 +0.1
+0.1
+0.0
Real Salt Lake 2 Sporting KC 1 +1.3
FC Dallas 4 Timbers 1 -0.7
Whitecaps 3 Earthquakes 1 -0.4
Dynamo 3 Galaxy 0 +0.4
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/1100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
DC United vs Real Salt Lake+0.2-0.1-0.4
+0.2-0.2-0.5
+4.0-4.1-6.3
+0.2-0.2-0.4
Revolution vs Toronto FC+0.2+0.1-0.6
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Toronto FC vs Orlando-0.3+0.3+0.4
-0.1+0.1+0.1
NYCFC vs Impact+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Impact vs Red Bulls+0.4+0.2-0.8
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Orlando vs Crew+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Fire vs FC Dallas+1.5+0.6-2.0
Union vs Red Bulls+0.5+0.2-0.7
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Sporting KC vs Dynamo-1.1+1.0+1.7
Sounders vs Whitecaps+0.5+0.3-1.5
Rapids vs Galaxy+0.1+0.1-0.3
Earthquakes vs Timbers+0.0+0.0-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well DC United finishes out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
7111-0-0In99.9%1000No3,870,634
6910-1-0In99.31000No4,740,239
6810-0-1In98.81000No6,406,009
679-2-0In97.51000No18,313,716
669-1-1In95.910000No48,964,094
658-3-0In92.710000No74,297,272*
648-2-1In88.29910No166,184,935
638-1-2In82.09820No280,054,300*
627-3-1In72.697300No422,842,301*
617-2-2In61.994600No702,448,181*
607-1-3In51.091900No538,150,892
6-4-1In46.791900No423,929,666
596-3-2In34.8861400No1,075,375,735
7-0-4In36.8871300No216,325,390*
586-2-3In23.77920100No1,343,125,292
5-5-1In20.1802010No368,619,550
575-4-2In11.67128200No1,151,817,145
6-1-4In14.27227100No849,712,660*
565-3-3In5.86136300No1,888,416,153
4-6-1In4.46235300No219,640,163
6-0-5In7.26235300No198,733,563
555-2-4In2.450437000No1,710,399,668
4-5-2In1.649447000No820,269,987*
544-4-3In0.5375013000No1,636,419,617
5-1-5In0.7394912000No898,509,917*
534-3-4In0.1265220200No1,943,284,801
3-6-2In0.1265220100No375,845,124
5-0-6In0.1275220200No158,449,085*
524-2-5100.0%0.01749304000No1,356,208,288
3-5-3100.00.01649314000No918,480,836*
513-4-4100.00.0941409100No1,307,003,739
4-1-6100.00.0942399100No624,873,528*
503-3-5100.00.04304618200No1,195,321,330
2-6-3100.00.04304618200No387,262,015*
493-2-6100.0No21945296000No667,697,278
2-5-4100.0No11845296000No539,459,156*
482-4-5100.0No09364014100No585,309,811
3-1-7100.0No09373913100No265,823,756*
472-3-699.8No032343264000No428,610,775
1-6-499.8No03234326400No142,885,316*
462-2-799.0No0112373811100No196,951,510
1-5-598.8No0111363812100No155,854,233*
451-4-695.5No0042443244000No198,167,223*
441-3-787.2No00112383612100No104,008,564*
431-2-872.2No0042642234000.0%48,840,631*
420-4-751.0No00113373612100.019,800,572*
410-3-830.6No005264223400.07,154,409*
400-2-915.6No001143935910.22,134,863
390-1-106.4No00630441820.9414,241
380-0-111.9No0218453053.23,356,957
Total:99.8%11.4%42311672100000.0%26,700,765,120

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well DC United finishes out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeRed BullsToronto FCCrewImpactRevolutionNYCFCOrlandoUnionFire
63-7112.5%Yes
627-3-112.5Yes
8-0-312.51000
617-2-212.5100000
6-5-012.5Yes
607-1-312.51000000000
6-4-112.5100000000
596-3-212.5100000000000
7-0-412.5100000000000
5-6-012.51000000
586-2-312.5100000000000
5-5-112.5100000000000
575-4-212.5100000000000
6-1-412.5100000000000
565-3-312.5100000000000
4-6-112.5100000000000
6-0-512.5100000000000
555-2-412.5100000000000
4-5-212.5100000000000
544-4-312.5100000000000
5-1-512.5100000000000
3-7-112.5100000000000
534-3-412.498000000000
3-6-212.599000000000
5-0-612.498000000000
524-2-512.496001110000
3-5-312.496001110000
513-4-412.190112221100
4-1-612.290112211100
2-7-212.292012221100
503-3-511.780125432200
2-6-311.881125432210
4-0-711.780125532100
493-2-611.165248854310
2-5-411.164248864310
482-4-510.04536121186411
3-1-710.14637121277411
1-7-310.14735121185511
472-3-68.627481515108621
1-6-48.627481514108621
462-2-76.9135916161010621
1-5-56.812481615119621
451-4-64.9448151499521
441-3-73.1136111176411
431-2-81.70247744211
420-4-70.70123322100
410-3-80.30011101000
400-2-90.10000000000
390-1-100.0000000000
380-0-110.0000000000
Total:12.0%90.10.51.02.11.91.31.00.70.20.1
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Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 7/24100.0*Lottery seed
DC United 3 Union 2 -0.5
Crew 3 Toronto FC 3 -0.1
Impact 1 Sounders 0 +0.1
Fire 2 Revolution 2 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/1100.0*Lottery seed
DC United vs Real Salt Lake-0.5+0.4+0.9
Union vs Red Bulls-0.1-0.0+0.2
Revolution vs Toronto FC-0.1-0.0+0.2
Toronto FC vs Orlando+0.1-0.1-0.1
Impact vs Red Bulls-0.0-0.1+0.1
Orlando vs Crew-0.0-0.0+0.1
NYCFC vs Impact-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920
7111-0-010000
6910-1-09910
6810-0-19910
679-2-097200
669-1-1964000
658-3-0937000
648-2-18811100
638-1-28216200
627-3-1732430000
617-2-2623350000
607-1-3514081000
6-4-1474481000
596-3-23551122000
7-0-43750122000
586-2-3245616410000
5-5-12060155100
575-4-21259171020000
6-1-4145818910000
565-3-3655171830000
4-6-1457152030000
6-0-5755191630000
555-2-424815285100000
4-5-22481231520000
544-4-30378418500000
5-1-513810398400000
534-3-402644891210000
3-6-202634981310000
5-0-6027547101010000
524-2-50172488223100000
3-5-30161486243100000
513-4-4090414364510000
4-1-6090425345410000
503-3-504030244513210000
2-6-304030145413110000
493-2-62019044425330000
2-5-410180453273300000
482-4-5009036139410100000
3-1-70090372384910000
472-3-6030230433232200000
1-6-4030230432232200000
462-2-70101203713638100000
1-5-501011036137310100000
451-4-6004024043222221000
441-3-70010120381352542000
431-2-8004026042261172000
420-4-70010130371515188100
410-3-800502602122621610
400-2-90011401624331730
390-1-10006002143531101
380-0-11020052641223
Total:113182431315020100000000