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DC United Playoff Chances

Did not play, playoff odds down 0.2 to 89.2%
7 points   2-1-0

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/16100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
DC United 5 RSL 0 +3.9
+0.7
+2.5
-0.3
+0.4
Chicago 2 Seattle 4 +0.6
+0.1
-0.5
+0.1
NY Red Bulls 4 San Jose 1 -0.3
-0.1
-0.1
-0.0
Cincinnati 3 Portland 0 -0.3
-0.1
Columbus 1 FC Dallas 0 -0.3
-0.1
-0.1
-0.0
Atlanta 1 Philadelphia 1 +0.2
NYCFC 2 LAFC 2 +0.2
+0.1
+0.1
Orlando 1 Montreal 3 -0.2
Toronto FC 3 New England 2 -0.2
LA Galaxy 3 Minnesota 2 +0.2
Houston 3 Vancouver 2 -0.1
Colorado 1 Sporting KC 1 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/23100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Philadelphia vs Columbus-0.2+0.2+0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.3+0.1-0.6
Toronto FC vs NYCFC+0.0+0.1-0.2
-0.0+0.1+0.0
-0.2+0.2+0.2
NY Red Bulls vs Orlando-0.0+0.2-0.2
-0.0+0.1+0.0
-0.1+0.2+0.2
New England vs Cincinnati-0.1+0.2-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.1+0.0-0.2
LAFC vs RSL-0.2+0.3+0.3
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.1+0.1+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well DC United finishes out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield123456789101112SpoonCount
85-100In100.0%100No100,543*
8424-5-2In99.91000No3,310*
82-83In100.0100No18,706*
8123-5-3In99.91000No22,314*
8023-4-4In99.91000No40,009*
7922-6-3In99.91000No69,832*
7822-5-4In99.91000No118,680*
7722-4-5In99.81000No196,738*
7621-6-4In99.81000No319,080*
7521-5-5In99.71000No502,166*
7421-4-6In99.510000No776,673*
7320-6-5In99.21000No1,172,741*
7220-5-6In98.710000No1,728,328*
7119-7-5In98.09910No2,488,849*
7019-6-6In96.89910No3,511,571*
6919-5-7In95.298200No4,845,974*
6818-7-6In92.897300No6,558,090*
6718-6-7In89.496400No8,678,208*
6618-5-8In84.994600No11,252,516*
6517-7-7In78.9918000No14,299,301*
6417-6-8In71.38812000No17,798,543*
6316-8-7In62.18316100No21,713,288*
6216-7-8In51.677212000No25,956,669*
6116-6-9In40.370273000No30,435,962*
6015-8-8In29.261335000No34,961,339*
5915-7-9In19.252389100No39,372,604*
5815-6-10In11.24242142000No43,492,033*
5714-8-9In5.63244204000No47,067,365*
5614-7-10100.0%2.323432771000No49,961,678*
5513-9-9100.00.7153833122000No51,998,688*
5413-8-10100.00.2931371951000No53,055,774*
5313-7-11100.00.0522362692000No53,047,207*
5212-9-10100.00.021432321640000No52,020,193*
5112-8-1199.90.01724342481000No49,989,312*
5012-7-1299.5No031531311540000No47,077,959*
4911-9-1198.2No01823332492000No43,465,635*
4811-8-1294.8No0041530301651000No39,328,536*
4711-7-1387.7No0018223225102000No34,843,564*
4610-9-1275.6No0003132831185100No30,241,858*
4510-8-1359.1No0001620322712300No25,710,348*
4410-7-1440.9No000312273220610No21,399,661*
439-9-1324.7No000161832281330No17,432,646*
429-8-1412.9No000211263321610.0%13,894,587*
419-7-155.8No000151833291220.010,843,800*
408-9-142.2No00021128352040.18,261,245*
398-8-150.8No001520362980.36,167,608*
388-7-160.2No002133337151.24,494,914*
377-9-150.1No00172742233.53,197,578*
367-8-160.0No00041944338.02,223,177*
357-7-170.0No00213414415.31,505,593*
346-9-160.0No0018375525.2996,029*
336-8-17OutNo005316536.8643,099*
326-7-18OutNo002247348.9402,953*
315-9-17OutNo01188160.6246,384*
305-8-18OutNo01138670.6146,285*
295-7-19OutNo0099179.184,064*
284-9-18OutNo069485.546,998*
274-8-19OutNo049690.425,481*
264-7-20OutNo029893.913,317*
253-9-19OutNo19996.06,770*
243-8-20OutNo19997.93,263*
233-7-21OutNo010098.91,562*
222-9-20OutNo010098.7667*
7-21OutNo100100.097,975*
Total:89.2%13.7%25181411975432110.2%940,377,840

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well DC United finishes out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeColumbusMontrealToronto FCNY Red BullsCincinnatiNYCFCOrlandoNew EnglandAtlantaChicagoPhiladelphia
70-10012.5%Yes
6919-5-712.41000
6818-7-612.51000000
6718-6-712.5100000000
6618-5-812.5100000000000
6517-7-712.510000000000000
6417-6-812.510000000000000
6316-8-712.510000000000000
6216-7-812.510000000000000
17-4-1012.510000000000000
6116-6-912.510000000000000
15-9-712.510000000000000
6015-8-812.510000000000000
16-5-1012.510000000000000
5915-7-912.59900000000000
14-10-712.59900000000000
5815-6-1012.49800000000000
14-9-812.49800000000000
5714-8-912.49601111000000
15-5-1112.49601110000000
5614-7-1012.29211111110000
13-10-812.29211111110000
15-4-1212.29311111100000
5513-9-911.98522222111111
14-6-1111.98622222111111
5413-8-1011.47533333221111
14-5-1211.57733333211111
12-11-811.47533333221111
5313-7-1110.76345454322222
12-10-910.76245554322222
5212-9-109.64666666533332
13-6-129.74856666533332
5112-8-118.33277777644433
13-5-138.53467777544333
11-11-98.13077777644433
5012-7-126.82078787644443
11-10-106.61878787644443
4911-9-114.8967776544433
12-6-135.01067776544433
4811-8-123.2455555433332
4711-7-131.9133343322222
4610-9-121.0022222211111
4510-8-130.4011111111000
4410-7-140.1000000000000
439-9-130.0000000000000
429-8-140.0000000000000
419-7-150.0000000000000
408-9-140.000000000000
398-8-150.00000000000
7-38No
Total:8.6%56.82.22.52.52.52.31.91.41.31.21.11.0
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Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/16100.0*Lottery seed
DC United 5 RSL 0 -0.9
Columbus 1 FC Dallas 0 +0.1
Chicago 2 Seattle 4 -0.1
NY Red Bulls 4 San Jose 1 +0.1
NYCFC 2 LAFC 2 -0.0
Cincinnati 3 Portland 0 +0.0
Toronto FC 3 New England 2 +0.0
Orlando 1 Montreal 3 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/23100.0*Lottery seed
Philadelphia vs Columbus-0.0-0.0+0.1
NY Red Bulls vs Orlando+0.0-0.1-0.0
Toronto FC vs NYCFC+0.0-0.1-0.0
New England vs Cincinnati-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L123456789101112131415161718192021222324
86-100100
8525-3-31000
8424-5-210000
8324-4-31000
8224-3-41000
8123-5-310000
8023-4-410000
7922-6-310000
7822-5-410000
7722-4-510000
7621-6-410000
7521-5-510000
7421-4-699000
7320-6-59910
7220-5-699100
7119-7-598110
7019-6-697210
6919-5-79532000
6818-7-69353000
6718-6-78974000
6618-5-88596000
6517-7-7791380000
6417-6-871161200000
6316-8-762211601000
6216-7-8522521120000
6116-6-94029252300000
6015-8-82932303500000
5915-7-91933326901000
5815-6-1011313211130200000
5714-8-96262817191400000
5614-7-1022021222347010000
5513-9-91141325258120200000
5413-8-100862522151725010000
5313-7-1104220152121590200000
5212-9-100211382421121514000000
5112-8-11010732115191958010000
5012-7-120031157241911141400000
4911-9-11001082211320195802000
4811-8-1200004014624181315241000
4711-7-1300010722011211861020000
4610-9-12000003013424161516720000
4510-8-1300001061199231815610000
4410-7-1400003011323152115620000
439-9-130000105118819231672000
429-8-140000201031122251772000
419-7-15000010515142526166100
408-9-140000201617272615510
398-8-1500100282029251230
388-7-160000031123302281
377-9-150000015152931173
367-8-1600000282234278
357-7-170000314313615
346-9-16000017254125
336-8-170004184237
326-7-18001113949
315-9-170163361
305-8-180032671
295-7-190021979
284-9-18011485
274-8-190990
264-7-200694
253-9-190496
243-8-20298
233-7-21199
222-9-20199
212-8-21199
7-20100
Total:141110887655443332221111100