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DC United Playoff Chances

Did not play, playoff odds down 0.2 to 0.3%
4 points   1-1-8

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 5/18100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Toronto FC 0 Crew 1 -0.1
-1.4
Dynamo 0 New England 2 +0.9
Union 1 Fire 0 -0.0
-1.4
+0.0
Earthquakes 1 Rapids 1 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
DC United vs Sporting KC+0.3-0.1-0.2
-9.9+0.6+5.9
+0.2-0.0-0.1
Chivas USA vs Real Salt Lake+0.6-0.1-0.7
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 5/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
DC United vs Timbers+0.3-0.1-0.1
-9.7+0.9+6.1
+0.2-0.0-0.1
New England vs Toronto FC-1.0+0.3+2.4
Real Salt Lake vs Fire-1.7+0.8+4.7
+0.0-0.0-0.1
FC Dallas vs Earthquakes-0.4+0.2+0.9
Rapids vs Chivas USA-0.3+0.2+0.7

What If

Chances based on how well DC United finishes out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
7624-0-0In100.0%1000No131,040
64-66In80.0100No5*
6319-2-3In72.78218No11*
6218-4-2In67.68893No34*
6118-3-3In39.373234No56*
6018-2-4In35.1633240No202*
5917-4-3In24.9504270No413*
5817-3-4In12.93845161No946*
5716-5-3In5.828482040No1,924*
5616-4-4In2.920432980No3,908*
5516-3-599.9%1.11238361310No7,969*
5415-5-499.80.2630392140No15,800*
5315-4-599.30.03193930810No29,607*
5215-3-697.90.011134371520No54,628*
5114-5-594.60.005244025500No98,364*
5014-4-688.1No021537341110No171,911*
4913-6-577.6No01829401930No294,219*
4813-5-663.1No003194029700No491,161*
4713-4-747.0No0011135381410No798,341*
4612-6-631.5No00526422330No1,263,867*
4512-5-718.8No002174133700No1,954,559*
4412-4-810.0No01935411400No2,944,073*
4311-6-74.6No004264623100.0%4,326,749*
4211-5-81.9No002174533300.06,205,704*
4111-4-90.7No001104043600.08,677,994*
4010-6-80.2No00532511100.011,845,907*
3910-5-90.1No00223561810.115,756,413*
389-7-80.0No00115562620.320,477,062*
379-6-90.0No009513541.025,926,565*
369-5-100.0No005444382.732,008,732*
358-7-90.0No0023550135.938,545,362*
348-6-10OutNo0126532011.245,233,851*
338-5-11OutNo0019532818.751,700,304*
327-7-10OutNo0012513728.157,620,891*
317-6-11OutNo008464738.962,474,643*
307-5-12OutNo04395750.265,946,335*
296-7-11OutNo02326661.167,723,933*
286-6-12OutNo01257470.867,604,963*
276-5-13OutNo01188179.065,557,924*
265-7-12OutNo00138785.661,751,766*
255-6-13OutNo099190.556,413,729*
245-5-14OutNo059494.049,940,309*
234-7-13OutNo039796.442,815,689*
224-6-14OutNo029897.935,487,421*
214-5-15OutNo019998.828,407,351*
203-7-14OutNo019999.421,927,650*
193-6-15OutNo0010099.716,287,408*
183-5-16OutNo010099.811,621,771*
173-4-17OutNo010099.97,939,801*
162-6-16OutNo0100100.05,180,443*
152-5-17OutNo0100100.03,218,747*
142-4-18OutNo0100100.01,898,431*
131-6-17OutNo0100100.01,056,216*
4-12OutNo100100.01,136,418*
Total:0.3%0.0%000001311255955.7%1,000,979,520

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well DC United finishes out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeImpactSporting KCRed BullsDynamoCrewUnionNew EnglandToronto FCFire
61-7612.7%Yes
6018-2-49.41000
5917-4-311.61000
5817-3-410.8991000
5716-5-311.6960111100
5616-4-411.79211222100
5516-3-512.186223321100
5415-5-410.275335543200
5315-4-59.561557774300
5215-3-67.94478101096400
14-6-48.148679996400
5114-5-56.430991112117500
15-2-76.629891112118500
5014-4-65.0169101213128600
13-7-45.2199101312128500
15-1-84.7169101213128600
4913-6-53.799101213128600
14-3-73.47991212118600
12-9-33.8109101313129500
4813-5-62.43881111107500
12-8-42.74891111117500
14-2-82.23781010107500
4713-4-71.51668875400
12-7-51.61679986400
14-1-91.41557775400
11-10-31.92779996400
4612-6-60.90446654300
13-3-80.80445553200
11-9-41.00456664300
4512-5-70.50233332100
11-8-50.60334432200
13-2-90.40223332100
4412-4-80.20112211100
11-7-60.30122221100
10-10-40.30112221100
4311-6-70.10111110000
12-3-90.10011110000
10-9-50.10111111000
4211-5-80.00000000000
10-8-60.10000000000
12-2-100.00000000000
4110-7-70.00000000000
11-4-90.00000000000
4010-6-80.0000000000
3910-5-90.0000000000
389-7-80.0000000000
379-6-90.000000000
368-8-80.00000000
358-7-9No0000
4-34No
Total:0.0%0.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.0
Points  (Full Screen)
Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 5/18100.0*Lottery seed
Union 1 Fire 0 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
DC United vs Sporting KC-0.3+0.0+0.2
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 5/25100.0*Lottery seed
DC United vs Timbers-0.3+0.0+0.2
Real Salt Lake vs Fire-0.0+0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819
7624-0-010000
65-66100
6419-3-26733
6319-2-373918
6218-4-2682193
6118-3-339342044
6018-2-4352832040
5917-4-32525393700
5817-3-413253691601
5716-5-3622351320140
5616-4-4317261627280
5516-3-5110172131513010
5415-5-406921291020140
5315-4-50331623162728010
5215-3-601110141931615020
5114-5-500056182812241500
5014-4-600221319183041110
4913-6-500107920301019300
4813-5-600033162417279100
4713-4-70001110142131184000
4612-6-60005620292810200
4512-5-700022152033216100
4412-4-800109112931154000
4311-6-7000044203326102000
4211-5-800021102734206100
4111-4-900010417333113200
4010-6-8000018253623610
3910-5-9000031533331420
389-7-8000001725382350
379-6-900003163633111
369-5-100000182939203
358-7-9000042040306
348-6-10000112363911
338-5-110006294519
327-7-10003214828
317-6-11001144639
307-5-1200084150
296-7-1100043461
286-6-120022771
276-5-130012079
265-7-120001486
255-6-1300990
245-5-1400694
234-7-1300496
224-6-140298
214-5-150199
203-7-140199
193-6-1500100
183-5-1600100
173-4-170100
162-6-160100
152-5-170100
142-4-180100
131-6-170100
121-5-180100
111-4-190100
4-10100
Total:0000000000001136112256