Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 2/29100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Orlando vs RSL+6.1-4.6-9.1
+0.6-0.5-0.9
+1.2-1.0-1.7
-1.3+0.8+2.2
+0.5-0.4-0.8
DC United vs Colorado-0.5+0.4+0.8
-0.1+0.0+0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
San Jose vs Toronto FC+0.4-0.0-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Seattle vs Chicago+0.4*-0.0-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0+0.0-0.1
LAFC vs Miami+0.4*-0.0-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Nashville vs Atlanta+0.4*-0.0-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
FC Dallas vs Philadelphia+0.4-0.0-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Columbus vs NYCFC-0.1+0.4-0.1
NY Red Bulls vs Cincinnati-0.1+0.4-0.1
Montreal vs New England-0.1+0.4-0.1
Portland vs Minnesota-0.0+0.1-0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/7100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Colorado vs Orlando-4.5+0.0+10.5
-0.5-0.0+1.2
-1.0-0.2+2.6
+0.9-0.2-2.0
-0.4-0.0+1.0
LAFC vs Philadelphia+0.4-0.0-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Seattle vs Columbus+0.4*-0.0-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0+0.0-0.1
FC Dallas vs Montreal+0.4-0.0-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
RSL vs NY Red Bulls+0.4*-0.0-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
DC United vs Miami-0.1+0.4-0.1
New England vs Chicago-0.1+0.4-0.1
Atlanta vs Cincinnati-0.1+0.4-0.1
Toronto FC vs NYCFC-0.1+0.4-0.1
San Jose vs Minnesota-0.0+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Orlando finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910111213SpoonCount
83-102In100.0%100No1,208,920*
8226-4-4In99.91000No4,616*
80-81In99.9100No27,021*
7925-4-5In100.01000No34,505*
7824-6-4In99.91000No64,154*
7724-5-5In99.91000No116,967*
7624-4-6In99.91000No207,816*
7523-6-5In99.91000No362,998*
7423-5-6In99.81000No618,944*
7322-7-5In99.71000No1,033,893*
7222-6-6In99.510000No1,692,729*
7122-5-7In99.210000No2,706,095*
7021-7-6In98.710000No4,245,192*
6921-6-7In98.09910No6,528,944*
6821-5-8In96.89910No9,841,242*
6720-7-7In95.098200No14,553,774*
6620-6-8In92.397300No21,076,828*
6519-8-7In88.595500No29,952,278*
6419-7-8In83.2937000No41,789,275*
6319-6-9In76.28910000No57,190,017*
6218-8-8In67.28415100No76,797,953*
6118-7-9In56.578202000No101,212,871*
6018-6-10In44.470263000No130,929,685*
5917-8-9In32.1613360000No166,225,958*
5817-7-10In20.75138101000No207,207,445*
5716-9-9100.0%11.539421630000No253,524,147*
5616-8-10100.05.3284323610000No304,561,766*
5516-7-11100.01.91939301020000No359,184,102*
5415-9-10100.00.511323417510000No415,846,085*
5315-8-11100.00.1623352510200000No472,726,822*
5215-7-1299.90.02143031175100000No527,521,211*
5114-9-1199.60.01721312511300000No577,975,540*
5014-8-1298.30.00312263019720000No621,583,417*
4914-7-1394.40.001617292715510000No656,264,799*
4813-9-1285.7No00292230241130000No680,053,077*
4713-8-1370.4No00131225292082000No691,695,893*
4613-7-1450.3No00015162828165100No690,434,739*
4512-9-1330.2No00002820292512300No676,248,916*
4412-8-1414.9No000003112430218100.0%649,914,009*
4311-10-135.9No00001516292916400.0612,715,913*
4211-9-141.9No0000282232251010.0566,650,426*
4111-8-150.5No000031329331840.0513,903,787*
4010-10-140.1No00001721352880.2456,980,697*
3910-9-150.0No00003143236151.0398,345,774*
3810-8-160.0No0000172642243.4340,344,177*
379-10-150.0No000041843358.5284,936,760*
369-9-160.0No0000112404716.9233,673,877*
359-8-170.0No00017355828.2187,611,097*
348-10-16OutNo0004286841.1147,516,790*
338-9-17OutNo0002217754.1113,476,948*
328-8-18OutNo0001158465.885,401,281*
317-10-17OutNo000118975.662,839,987*
307-9-18OutNo00079383.245,186,837*
297-8-19OutNo0059588.931,743,701*
286-10-18OutNo0039792.921,776,429*
276-9-19OutNo029895.514,572,964*
266-8-20OutNo0019997.39,511,688*
255-10-19OutNo019998.46,045,972*
245-9-20OutNo0010099.13,745,557*
235-8-21OutNo0010099.52,256,114*
224-10-20OutNo010099.71,318,142*
214-9-21OutNo010099.8748,436*
204-8-22OutNo010099.9412,880*
194-7-23OutNo010099.9220,200*
183-9-22OutNo010099.9112,982*
173-8-23OutNo010099.956,285*
0-16OutNo100100.01,253,468*
Total:53.8%3.8%88888888888883.8%12,596,523,812

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Orlando finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeNYCFCChicagoColumbusMontrealAtlantaCincinnatiToronto FCPhiladelphiaNew EnglandDC UnitedMiamiNY Red Bulls
68-10212.5%Yes
6720-7-712.51000
6620-6-812.5100000000
6519-8-712.5100000000000000
6419-7-812.5100000000000000
6319-6-912.5100000000000000
6218-8-812.5100000000000000
6118-7-912.5100000000000000
6018-6-1012.5100000000000000
5917-8-912.5100000000000000
18-5-1112.5100000000000000
5817-7-1012.599000000000000
16-10-812.499000000000000
5716-9-912.497000000000000
17-6-1112.497000000000000
5616-8-1012.294111111111111
17-5-1212.394000000000000
15-11-812.293111111111111
5516-7-1111.988111111111111
15-10-911.987111111111111
5415-9-1011.376222222222222
16-6-1211.479222222222222
14-12-811.377222222222222
5315-8-1110.463333333333333
14-11-910.361333333333333
16-5-1310.665333333333333
5215-7-129.247444444444444
14-10-108.944444444444444
16-4-149.247444444444444
5114-9-117.228555555555555
15-6-137.631555555555555
13-12-97.228555555555555
5014-8-125.416555555555555
13-11-105.014555555555555
15-5-145.617555555555555
4914-7-133.67444444444444
13-10-113.36444444444444
4813-9-121.82222222222222
14-6-141.92333333333333
4713-8-130.81111111111111
4613-7-140.30111111111111
4512-9-130.10000000000000
4412-8-140.00000000000000
4312-7-150.00000000000000
4211-9-140.00000000000000
4111-8-150.0000000000000
4011-7-160.0000000000000
3910-9-150.0000000000000
3810-8-16No0
0-37No
Total:3.8%23.11.31.31.31.31.31.31.31.31.31.31.31.3
Points  (Full Screen)
Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 2/29100.0*Lottery seed
Orlando vs RSL-1.1+0.9+1.7
DC United vs Colorado+0.1-0.1-0.1
San Jose vs Toronto FC-0.0-0.0+0.1
Nashville vs Atlanta-0.0-0.0+0.1
LAFC vs Miami-0.0-0.0+0.1
Seattle vs Chicago-0.0-0.0+0.1
FC Dallas vs Philadelphia-0.0-0.0+0.1
NY Red Bulls vs Cincinnati+0.0-0.1+0.0
Columbus vs NYCFC+0.0-0.1+0.0
Montreal vs New England+0.0-0.1+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/7100.0*Lottery seed
Colorado vs Orlando+0.9-0.0-2.0
LAFC vs Philadelphia-0.0-0.0+0.1
Seattle vs Columbus-0.0-0.0+0.1
RSL vs NY Red Bulls-0.0-0.0+0.1
FC Dallas vs Montreal-0.0-0.0+0.1
DC United vs Miami+0.0-0.1+0.0
New England vs Chicago+0.0-0.1+0.0
Toronto FC vs NYCFC+0.0-0.1+0.0
Atlanta vs Cincinnati+0.0-0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526
85-102100
8427-3-41000
8326-5-31000
8226-4-410000
8125-6-31000
8025-5-41000
7925-4-510000
7824-6-410000
7724-5-510000
7624-4-610000
7523-6-510000
7423-5-610000
7322-7-510000
7222-6-699000
7122-5-799100
7021-7-6991000
6921-6-798110
6821-5-8972100
6720-7-79532000
6620-6-89253000
6519-8-78875000
6419-7-8839700000
6319-6-976131000000
6218-8-867171501000
6118-7-9562220020000
6018-6-104426251300000
5917-8-932293036000000
5817-7-102130336100100000
5716-9-9122832101513000000
5616-8-10523271621250100000
5516-7-1121718212551002000000
5415-9-1011010222410161501000000
5315-8-110541918172149020000000
5215-7-1202113920219161501000000
5114-9-11010731815162141103000000
5014-8-12000311272019111827020000
4914-7-1300010621610182071415100000
4813-9-120000209318141519411310000
4713-8-1300010301261917121893000000
4613-7-1400000105115919191893100000
4512-9-13000000208218122120114100000
4412-8-14000000030114142322146200000
4311-10-130000001051514232417820000
4211-9-1400000020151322251993100
4111-8-150000000141222262010300
4010-10-14000000001412232721920
3910-9-150000000151325292071
3810-8-160000000016162829163
379-10-150000000282133279
369-9-160000000313303617
359-8-17000000017234128
348-10-1600003154141
338-9-170000193654
328-8-18000052966
317-10-1700022276
307-9-1800011683
297-8-190001189
286-10-18000793
276-9-1900496
266-8-2000397
255-10-1900298
245-9-200199
235-8-210199
224-10-2000100
214-9-2100100
204-8-220100
194-7-230100
183-9-220100
173-8-230100
163-7-240100
152-9-230100
142-8-240100
132-7-250100
0-12100
Total:44444444444444444444444444