Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
LA Galaxy vs Portland-5.1+0.4+11.5
-0.6+0.0+1.3
-1.1-0.2+2.8
+1.1-0.2-2.2
-0.4+0.0+1.0
Vancouver vs Montreal-0.6+0.4+0.8
-0.1+0.0+0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Houston vs Atlanta-0.6+0.4+0.8
-0.1+0.0+0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Sporting KC vs NYCFC-0.6+0.4+0.8
-0.1+0.0+0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
San Jose vs Minnesota-0.2+0.4-0.2
-0.0+0.1-0.0
Seattle vs LAFC-0.2+0.4-0.1
FC Dallas vs RSL-0.2+0.4-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
-0.0+0.1-0.0
Orlando vs DC United-0.0+0.1-0.0
Toronto FC vs Columbus-0.0+0.1-0.0
Columbus vs Montreal-0.0+0.1-0.0
Philadelphia vs New England-0.0+0.1-0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/10100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
NY Red Bulls vs Portland-4.6*-0.0+10.7
-0.5-0.0+1.2
-1.1-0.2+2.9
+1.1-0.2-2.2
-0.4-0.0+0.9
New England vs Colorado+0.4*-0.0-1.0
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Minnesota vs Chicago-0.6+0.4+0.8
-0.1+0.0+0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
-0.0+0.0+0.1
NYCFC vs LA Galaxy+0.4*+0.0-1.0
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Orlando vs Minnesota+0.4*+0.0-1.0
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Chicago vs Sporting KC+0.4*+0.0-1.0
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0+0.0-0.1
DC United vs Houston+0.4*-0.0-1.0
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
+0.0+0.0-0.1
RSL vs LAFC-0.2+0.4-0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
Houston vs Vancouver-0.2+0.4-0.2
-0.0+0.1-0.0
-0.0+0.1-0.0
Atlanta vs DC United-0.0+0.1-0.1
Montreal vs Toronto FC-0.0+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Portland finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield123456789101112SpoonCount
77-102In100.0%100No30,973*
7623-7-4In99.91000No2,838*
7523-6-5In99.9100No4,931*
7423-5-6In99.91000No8,508*
7322-7-5In99.71000No14,890*
7222-6-6In99.71000No24,713*
7121-8-5In99.51000No40,074*
7021-7-6In99.31000No64,056*
6921-6-7In98.8991No99,617*
6820-8-6In98.19910No153,516*
6720-7-7In96.99910No230,904*
6620-6-8In95.19820No340,653*
6519-8-7In92.49730No492,169*
6419-7-8In88.795500No696,497*
6318-9-7In83.592800No968,675*
6218-8-8In76.5891100No1,321,184*
6118-7-9In67.68415100No1,764,370*
6017-9-8In56.87721200No2,318,909*
5917-8-9In44.869273000No2,985,244*
5817-7-10In32.560336000No3,768,888*
5716-9-9In21.0493910100No4,673,862*
5616-8-10100.0%11.73842163000No5,687,035*
5515-10-9100.05.427432361000No6,790,970*
5415-9-10100.02.01839301120000No7,956,879*
5315-8-1199.90.51032351851000No9,157,654*
5214-10-1099.80.152235261020000No10,328,823*
5114-9-1199.10.021330311751000No11,436,110*
5014-8-1296.90.017213225113000No12,427,285*
4913-10-1191.50.0031227301971000No13,247,932*
4813-9-1281.0No0161829271441000No13,865,423*
4713-8-1364.6No0029233023102000No14,240,975*
4612-10-1244.8No0014142729186100No14,338,509*
4512-9-1326.2No0001618292714400No14,153,129*
4412-8-1412.7No0000210233123920No13,707,036*
4311-10-135.0No0001415283017500.0%13,008,611*
4211-9-141.6No000172132261010.012,120,644*
4110-11-130.4No000031328331840.011,055,283*
4010-10-140.1No0001621362880.39,885,625*
3910-9-150.0No00003133237151.28,664,518*
389-11-140.0No000172642243.97,440,204*
379-10-150.0No000031843359.56,248,814*
369-9-160.0No000112404718.55,140,131*
358-11-15OutNo0017355830.14,138,140*
348-10-16OutNo004286843.33,262,428*
338-9-17OutNo002217756.22,513,405*
327-11-16OutNo001158467.71,890,643*
317-10-17OutNo000118977.21,390,666*
307-9-18OutNo0079384.6998,956*
296-11-17OutNo0049589.9701,414*
286-10-18OutNo039793.5480,679*
276-9-19OutNo029896.0319,322*
265-11-18OutNo019997.6207,632*
255-10-19OutNo019998.6131,373*
245-9-20OutNo010099.280,610*
234-11-19OutNo010099.648,041*
224-10-20OutNo010099.727,752*
214-9-21OutNo010099.915,747*
204-8-22OutNo010099.98,571*
0-19OutNo100100.036,636*
Total:50.0%4.3%8888888888884.3%257,159,076

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Portland finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeLA GalaxyRSLVancouverHoustonSporting KCLAFCMinnesotaSeattleSan JoseFC DallasColorado
65-10212.5%Yes
6419-7-812.510000
6318-9-712.510000000000000
6218-8-812.510000000000000
6118-7-912.510000000000000
6017-9-812.510000000000000
5917-8-912.510000000000000
16-11-712.510000000000000
5817-7-1012.410000000000000
16-10-812.59900000000000
5716-9-912.59900000000000
17-6-1112.59900000000000
5616-8-1012.49700000000000
15-11-812.49700000000000
5515-10-912.29311111111111
16-7-1112.39411111111111
5415-9-1011.98711111111111
16-6-1212.08811111111111
14-12-811.88611111111111
5315-8-1111.37722222222222
14-11-911.27522222222222
16-5-1311.47822222222222
5214-10-1010.36133333333333
15-7-1210.56433333333333
13-13-810.36233333333333
5114-9-119.04544444444444
15-6-139.34844444444444
13-12-98.94455555554555
5014-8-127.43055555555555
13-11-107.12755555555555
15-5-147.42955555555555
4913-10-115.31555555555555
14-7-135.61755555555555
12-13-95.21455555555555
4813-9-123.5744444444444
12-12-103.3644444444444
14-6-143.7744444444444
4713-8-132.1333333333333
12-11-111.9233333333333
4612-10-120.9122222222222
4512-9-130.4011111111111
4412-8-140.1000000000000
4311-10-130.0000000000000
4211-9-140.0000000000000
4111-8-150.0000000000000
4010-10-140.000000000000
3910-9-15No00000000000
389-11-14No000
379-10-15No0
0-36No
Total:4.2%25.01.51.51.51.51.51.51.51.51.51.51.5
Points  (Full Screen)
Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/3100.0*Lottery seed
LA Galaxy vs Portland+0.8-0.0-1.8
Vancouver vs Montreal+0.1-0.0-0.1
Sporting KC vs NYCFC+0.1-0.0-0.1
Houston vs Atlanta+0.1-0.0-0.1
San Jose vs Minnesota+0.0-0.1+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/10100.0*Lottery seed
NY Red Bulls vs Portland+0.8-0.0-1.8
Minnesota vs Chicago+0.1-0.0-0.1
New England vs Colorado-0.0-0.0+0.1
DC United vs Houston-0.0-0.0+0.1
NYCFC vs LA Galaxy-0.0-0.0+0.1
Orlando vs Minnesota-0.0-0.0+0.1
Chicago vs Sporting KC-0.0-0.0+0.1
RSL vs LAFC+0.0-0.1+0.0
Houston vs Vancouver+0.0-0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920212223
78-102100
7724-5-51000
7623-7-410000
7523-6-51000
7423-5-610000
7322-7-510000
7222-6-610000
7121-8-510000
7021-7-69900
6921-6-79911
6820-8-698110
6720-7-7972100
6620-6-895320
6519-8-7924300
6419-7-88965000
6318-9-78398000
6218-8-8761211000
6118-7-968161501000
6017-9-857212002000
5917-8-9452526130000
5817-7-103227312600000
5716-9-9212834510010000
5616-8-10122633916030000
5515-10-952228142216010000
5415-9-102162019264110200000
5315-8-1111011212681715010000
5214-10-10054182015233100200000
5114-9-11021121119247171501000
5014-8-12010741718142331103000
4913-10-11000311291822818171000
4813-9-120010621514152341441000
4713-8-1300020961720112111300000
4612-10-12000104113101623209200000
4512-9-130000106315162520930000
4412-8-1400000021971927211031000
4311-10-130000104282027221241000
4211-9-1400001029202723134100
4110-11-1300000002920272413410
4010-10-14000000392128241130
3910-9-15000000131123302281
389-11-140000014142831184
379-10-150000001720342910
369-9-160000211293818
358-11-1500016224230
348-10-160002144043
338-9-1700183556
327-11-1600042868
317-10-170022177
307-9-180011585
296-11-170001090
286-10-1800694
276-9-1900496
265-11-180298
255-10-190199
245-9-20199
234-11-1900100
224-10-200100
214-9-210100
204-8-220100
193-10-210100
0-18100
Total:44445454545355554444444