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Columbus Crew Playoff Chances

Did not play, playoff odds down 0.009 to 0.2%
27 points   7-6-15

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
San Jose 3 Vancouver 1 -0.1
RSL 2 Colorado 0 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Cincinnati vs Columbus-0.1-0.1+0.2
+5.6-2.3-4.6
-0.1-0.0+0.2
Montreal vs Vancouver-0.0+0.0+0.1
-0.2+0.1+0.4
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/31100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Columbus vs Chicago+0.2-0.1-0.1
-3.3+0.6+3.5
+0.2-0.1-0.1
San Jose vs Orlando+0.0-0.0-0.1
NY Red Bulls vs Colorado-0.1+0.1+0.3
FC Dallas vs Cincinnati-1.2+0.3+6.2
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Vancouver vs NYCFC+0.4+0.1-0.3

What If

Chances based on how well the Columbus finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield123456789101112SpoonCount
456-0-082.7%No01134371520No4,319,464
435-1-030.0No00524392560No20,462,952
425-0-111.1No001103239171No42,051,021
414-2-02.0No0021440386No51,806,406
404-1-10.3No00052851150No208,641,427
394-0-20.0No0011451340No207,989,648
3-3-00.0No0011150390No67,290,955
383-2-10.0No004405600.0%398,545,323
373-1-20.0No001277200.0778,689,573
2-4-0OutNo00208000.047,474,671
363-0-3OutNo00138600.0501,577,052
2-3-1OutNo00118900.0368,078,350
352-2-2OutNo0059400.01,059,030,602
1-5-0OutNo039700.017,333,537
342-1-3OutNo29710.31,340,035,405
1-4-1OutNo19810.2165,132,868
332-0-4OutNo09731.1629,063,233
1-3-2OutNo09820.8622,917,312
0-6-0OutNo9910.52,566,234
321-2-3OutNo9552.81,163,272,718
0-5-1OutNo9642.028,900,486
311-1-4OutNo90107.31,075,372,629
0-4-2OutNo9285.9134,211,174
301-0-5OutNo841614.2393,801,629
0-3-3OutNo851512.9329,287,809
290-2-4OutNo752523.9450,330,466
280-1-5OutNo613938.3325,526,867
270-0-6OutNo485252.198,262,525
Total:0.2%No00000288464.9%10,531,972,336

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Columbus finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupAtlantaPhiladelphiaNYCFCNY Red BullsDC UnitedToronto FCNew EnglandMontrealOrlandoChicago
456-0-00.3%0207101000
435-1-00.00000000000
425-0-10.00000000000
414-2-00.00000
404-1-10.000
27-39No
Total:0.0%0.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.0
Points  (Full Screen)
Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/24100.0*Lottery seed
RSL 2 Colorado 0 -0.1
San Jose 3 Vancouver 1 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Cincinnati vs Columbus+0.4+0.1-0.6
Montreal vs Vancouver-0.1+0.0+0.2
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/31100.0*Lottery seed
Columbus vs Chicago-0.5+0.2+0.5
Vancouver vs NYCFC+0.2-0.0-0.1
NY Red Bulls vs Colorado-0.1+0.0+0.2
FC Dallas vs Cincinnati-0.0+0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L123456789101112131415161718192021222324
456-0-00011034236593000
435-1-000050242192916400
425-0-1001010011303114200
414-2-000020214333414200
404-1-1000005203929700
394-0-200001829412020
3-3-000000525432520
383-2-10001123941700
373-1-20000426511710
2-4-000220552210
363-0-300112503150
2-3-100010513450
352-2-20044045110
1-5-00023949100
342-1-3012550240
1-4-1002253240
332-0-4001245421
1-3-2001247411
0-6-001251360
321-2-30536563
0-5-10538552
311-1-4221707
0-4-2122716
301-0-5097614
0-3-30107713
290-2-4047224
280-1-5016138
270-0-604852
Total:00000000001372029355