How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
SPAM 3.5 Shteekers 7.5 -9.1
-0.8
DE FAZIO 5.5 SmokButts 5.5 +0.1
SmokButts 3 FatFucks 8 *+0.1
Pace 3.5 Megano 7.5 *+0.1
FatFucks 8.5 Living Legends 2.5 +0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 10/14100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
SPAM vs Boom+10.1-1.0-9.6
+0.9-0.1-0.8
Red's Rippers vs SmokButts-0.5+0.5+0.2
Drunks vs Shoot Inside*+0.0+0.3-0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the SPAM finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
34-38In100815*
3313-1-3In982851*
3213-2-2In98202,496*
3112-2-3In93705,772*
3012-3-2In8415112,242*
2911-3-3In70273023,008*
2811-4-2In513991041,006*
2710-4-3In30462130066,694*
269-4-4In113737142040,682
10-5-2In143935111058,004*
259-5-3In321402871065,548
8-4-5In2153734111036,713
10-6-1In423402671033,741*
248-5-4In0421392781073,937
9-6-2In1728392040076,114*
7-4-6100.0%021637321110024,537
238-6-3100.000626382360098,184
7-5-5100.003183731101072,586*
9-7-1100.0011032371730037,467
227-6-499.000421372881098,138
8-7-299.701929382040094,003*
6-5-697.702143434142039,352*
217-7-391.70052238267100112,455
6-6-583.502143434142084,491*
8-8-195.601829372040042,042
206-7-453.7003163532122098,066
7-8-268.401624382561093,764*
5-6-641.501103036184039,721*
196-8-322.7004193630101098,287
5-7-512.601113136173071,893*
7-9-131.50172438246037,554
185-8-42.900316363311173,349
6-9-25.80052339266072,869*
4-7-61.40110323816227,857*
175-9-30.4005234126565,116
4-8-50.1003163934836,555
6-10-10.6016253925533,746*
164-9-40.000629452041,042
5-10-20.001831431757,502*
154-10-3Out0216463632,603
3-9-5Out0215453933,624*
144-11-2Out006365841,039*
133-11-3Out02237523,445*
123-12-2Out0138612,309*
112-12-3Out07935,762*
102-13-2Out3972,442*
91-13-3Out199916*
81-14-2Out0100306*
71-15-1Out19973*
4-6Out100426*
Total:62.3%46789999998752,241,144

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs