How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Drunks 4.5 JustJoe 6.5 -9.1
-0.8
Megano 7 Drunks 4 -8.2
-0.8
SmokButts 3 FatFucks 8 +0.2
DE FAZIO 5.5 SmokButts 5.5 +0.2
Pace 3.5 Megano 7.5 *+0.1
Boom 6 Living Legends 5 *-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 10/14100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Drunks vs Shoot Inside+10.2-1.3-9.5
+0.8-0.1-0.8
Red's Rippers vs SmokButts-0.4+0.4+0.2
SPAM vs Boom-0.3*+0.1+0.3

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Drunks finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
34-38In100479*
3315-1-3In982250*
3215-2-2In973663*
3114-2-3In93701,688*
3014-3-2In8515004,094*
2913-3-3In7126308,345*
2812-3-4In523891016,115*
2712-4-3In3045213028,552*
2611-4-4In1338351320046,884*
2511-5-3In321392881032,418
10-4-5In3183831101039,171*
2410-5-4In0420382881044,649
11-6-2In0624382571056,886*
2310-6-3100.0%01727382250078,334*
9-5-599.903163731111058,057*
229-6-498.8004193729910074,811
10-7-299.601828372050055,722*
8-5-697.6021334351420040,569*
219-7-391.50052337268100111,046*
8-6-581.6021232351630088,499*
208-7-450.5002143433142095,679
9-8-265.700522382671063,709
7-6-641.9021129361940059,887*
198-8-319.9003173532111095,947
7-7-511.6001103037183077,464
9-9-119.3003163331142053,805*
187-8-42.300214353513196,289
8-9-24.60042038298164,037
6-7-61.60110313717259,414*
177-9-30.3004204029685,327
6-8-50.1021338371088,579*
8-10-10.6016264123325,629
166-9-40.000526472274,623
7-10-20.001832431655,744*
5-8-6Out0321482939,853*
156-10-3Out0114463959,673
5-9-5Out0110434745,014
7-11-1Out0113444132,321*
145-10-4Out04326445,017
6-11-2Out04336257,380*
135-11-3Out01217832,514
4-10-5Out01198039,380*
124-11-4Out0108946,596*
114-12-3Out059528,650*
103-12-4Out29816,062*
93-13-3Out1998,205*
83-14-2Out01003,921*
72-14-3Out01001,776*
2-6Out1001,019*
00-19-0Out5050398
Total:41.0%2345678891011131502,241,144

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs