How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Shteekers 8 Boom 3 +9.5
+0.9
SPAM 3.5 Shteekers 7.5 +8.8
+0.9
SmokButts 3 FatFucks 8 +0.2
Red's Rippers 4.5 DE FAZIO 6.5 -0.2
Pace 3.5 Megano 7.5 *+0.1
DE FAZIO 5.5 SmokButts 5.5 +0.1
Boom 6 Living Legends 5 *-0.1
Week of 10/14100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
FatFucks 14 Megano 10 *-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Red's Rippers vs SmokButts-0.2*+0.1+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Shteekers finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
37-40In100880*
3612-1-2In10001,261*
3512-2-1In10003,553*
3411-2-2In10008,424*
3310-2-3In99117,862*
3210-3-2In973034,368*
319-3-3In928030,169
10-4-1In928029,373*
309-4-2In86141045,107
8-3-4In82171048,724*
298-4-3In70272068,128
9-5-1In75242036,000
7-3-5In66313030,560*
288-5-2In563760081,060
7-4-4In494291067,791
6-3-6In514091028,834*
277-5-3In324719200108,948
8-6-1In3846141053,966
6-4-5In2548234054,335*
267-6-2In174431810108,268
6-5-4In1340351110112,938*
5-4-6In936391420023,579
256-6-3In4244125600127,248
7-7-1In629412030061,971
5-5-5In217393191065,883*
246-7-2In19313818300107,905
5-6-4In0524392561094,638
4-5-6In0624382471041,302*
235-7-3100.0%018273721500108,344
6-8-1100.0011233351520054,086
4-6-5100.004203729910054,615*
225-8-299.601929372040081,402
4-7-499.100623372681079,900*
3-6-698.102153433132017,149*
214-8-390.700521372781067,359
5-9-195.401928372040035,881
3-7-582.7021333351520030,455*
204-9-265.300522382681052,297*
3-8-447.202133235153040,877*
193-9-318.1003153533122029,761
4-10-120.1003163531122029,104*
183-10-23.00316363311134,544*
172-10-30.204204030618,010*
162-11-2Out072946188,542*
152-12-1Out011448363,541*
141-12-2Out0438591,268*
131-13-1Out22572409*
120-13-2Out1486103*
110-14-1Out59520
100-15-0Out595402
Total:92.5%221815129754321102,241,144

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs