How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
SPAM 3.5 Shteekers 7.5 -8.4
-0.8
Red's Rippers 4.5 DE FAZIO 6.5 -0.3
SmokButts 3 FatFucks 8 +0.3
DE FAZIO 5.5 SmokButts 5.5 +0.1
Pace 3.5 Megano 7.5 *+0.1
Boom 6 Living Legends 5 *-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 10/14100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
SPAM vs Boom+10.2+0.2-7.9
+0.8-0.0-0.6
Red's Rippers vs SmokButts-0.9+0.5+0.9
Drunks vs Shoot Inside+0.2+0.4-0.4
Living Legends vs Pace*+0.0+0.2-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the SPAM finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
36-38In1001,389*
3515-1-1In991222*
3414-1-2In982766*
3313-1-3In92802,383*
3213-2-2In831616,429*
3112-2-3In70283015,637*
3012-3-2In504181034,120*
2911-3-3In3047202067,412*
2811-4-2In144235900120,829*
2710-4-3In527442230200,014*
269-4-4In11036401210126,278
10-5-2In11339371010179,311*
259-5-3In03224426400207,334
8-4-5In03204428500222,552*
248-5-4100.0%005294320300317,350*
9-6-2100.0019364013100245,574*
238-6-3100.0011540331010323,479
7-5-599.90110353815200232,903*
9-7-1100.002194229710126,438*
227-6-499.203193929810375,386*
8-7-299.6005254124500281,183
6-5-698.40214373412200114,313
217-7-395.1007273922500380,946
6-6-590.9004203929810286,992*
8-8-197.1011032381730143,282
206-7-474.1017273921400336,577
7-8-282.60112333615200289,670
5-6-668.8016243825600166,446*
196-8-347.7021234361420345,821*
5-7-535.0017274021400247,343*
7-9-157.30031738321010130,470
185-8-414.4021335361310258,873
6-9-222.1003193930810230,818
4-7-612.7011132371620123,950*
175-9-34.600423412650326,390*
4-8-51.702143835101156,860*
164-9-40.20042444243195,489*
5-10-20.70193241161157,411*
154-10-30.0011340378117,520
3-9-50.000112393910119,748*
144-11-20.0004254922147,434*
133-11-3Out0113474084,466*
123-12-2Out05365943,955*
112-12-3Out1247520,679*
102-13-2Out0014858,806*
91-13-3Out7933,357*
81-14-2Out2981,088*
71-15-1Out298303*
60-15-2Out19969*
4-5Out1001,343*
Total:66.6%1359111213121197427,527,408

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs