SPORTS CLUB STATS

Your team’s chances of making the playoffs

Being true to yourself,
80’s style
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs

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Chance will make playoffsChance will finish regular season at seed
GW-L-TPCTGD%Change123456789101112Avg.ChangeRPI
Manziel6-2-0.750231.298.1%+6.036221610753100002.6+0.853Manziel Down
Tre6-2-0.750227.9297.6+4.936231610652110002.7+0.891Tre White Goalie Academy
CA$H5-3-0.62558.487.5+11.5916171412108642104.4+0.994JOHNNY CA$H
Sexy5-3-0.62586.8886.7-4.681618171296542114.4-0.902Sexy Rexy
Whores4-4-0.50020.764.7-11.44781012121111108526.2-1.046Clock Whores
Teamy4-4-0.50011.0261.9+17.1368101311111198746.5+1.158Teamy McTeamFace
Haydogs4-4-0.500-2.3461.2-13.0368911121212119616.4-1.0310Hong Kong Haydogs
Suck3-5-0.375-186.6236.5+15.20135791111121414128.4+1.0912Suck My DK
Dick3-5-0.375-133.8634.4-12.2013569111213151698.4-0.897Pouncey on this Dick
Brutalizers3-5-0.375-90.0831.4+11.20124691012131415158.7+0.835CPD Brutalizers
Sandcastle3-5-0.375-48.8430.4-15.10124681012121415178.8-1.079Leon Sandcastle
Vick2-6-0.250-174.389.5-9.6000113571014203910.4-0.8811Vanilla Vick

Big Games

Who should we root for?   Explain

Week of 11/1
Teamy 142.24 Haydogs 126.88
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Manziel-0.4
+0.0
Tre-0.4
CA$H-0.2
Whores+0.4
Teamy+15.8
+1.1
Haydogs-14.1
-1.1
Sandcastle-0.7
Vick-0.5
Suck 113.16 Dick 99.34
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Manziel+0.4
Tre+0.4
CA$H+0.7
Sexy-0.2
Teamy+0.6
Haydogs+0.6
Suck+12.1
+0.9
Dick-15.4
-1.0
Brutalizers+0.6
Sandcastle-0.5
-0.0
Vick+0.8
Sandcastle 69.42 Brutalizers 83.02
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Manziel+0.4
Tre+0.2
Sexy+0.4
+0.1
Whores+0.3
+0.0
Teamy+1.1
Suck+0.7
Dick+0.8
Brutalizers+11.3
+0.9
Sandcastle-15.4
-1.1
Whores 109.84 Tre 128.82
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Tre+5.1
+0.8
CA$H+0.7
+0.0
Sexy+0.3
-0.0
Whores-11.5
-1.1
Teamy+0.3
Haydogs+0.3
Suck+1.4
+0.1
Dick+0.8
Brutalizers+0.6
Sandcastle+1.3
+0.1
Vick+0.6
CA$H 114.88 Sexy 101.58
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Tre-0.7
CA$H+11.2
+1.1
Sexy-6.3
-1.0
Whores-1.3
Teamy-1.0
Haydogs-0.5
Suck-0.3
Brutalizers-1.3
-0.1
Vick 67.1 Manziel 152.44
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Manziel+5.8
+0.8
CA$H+0.2
Sexy+0.5
-0.1
Whores+0.2
-0.0
Teamy+0.6
Haydogs*-0.1
-0.1
Suck+1.2
+0.1
Dick+0.7
Brutalizers+0.5
+0.1
Sandcastle+0.6
Vick-10.3
-0.8
Week of 11/8
Brutalizers vs WhoresIf winner is:HomeTieAway
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
CA$H87.189.888.0
4.44.24.4
Sexy87.285.386.2
4.44.54.5
Whores46.667.682.7
7.56.35.0
Teamy61.860.462.1
Haydogs60.365.662.0
6.56.26.4
Suck37.734.235.4
8.38.58.4
Brutalizers47.928.814.9
7.78.89.8
Sandcastle31.428.929.4
8.78.88.8
Dick vs HaydogsHomeTieAway
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Whores65.761.263.7
6.26.46.3
Haydogs42.466.079.8
7.76.45.3
Dick50.730.718.2
7.48.79.5
Sandcastle30.932.429.8
8.88.78.8
Vick9.211.59.7
10.410.310.3
Teamy vs CA$HHomeTieAway
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
CA$H78.391.496.7
5.44.23.4
Sexy85.986.187.5
4.44.44.5
Whores65.063.464.3
6.26.36.3
Teamy76.866.347.0
5.36.57.7
Suck36.033.437.2
8.48.58.4
Dick32.931.736.1
8.58.68.4
Sandcastle28.728.832.1
8.98.88.7
Vick8.58.710.5
10.510.410.3
Sexy vs SuckHomeTieAway
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Tre2.82.62.5
CA$H4.54.54.3
Sexy95.891.377.4
3.44.25.4
Whores66.767.762.6
6.26.06.3
Teamy62.962.861.0
6.56.46.5
Haydogs61.960.160.5
Suck21.930.851.3
9.48.77.4
Brutalizers32.332.330.5
8.78.78.8
Sandcastle31.131.429.6
8.78.78.8
Vick9.48.09.7
10.310.510.5
Vick vs SandcastleHomeTieAway
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
CA$H88.386.986.8
Sexy87.088.886.3
4.44.34.5
Whores66.866.162.5
6.16.26.3
Teamy62.965.560.9
6.46.36.5
Haydogs62.459.660.0
6.46.56.5
Dick35.4*34.433.5
8.48.58.4
Brutalizers31.229.931.6
8.78.88.7
Sandcastle16.629.544.1
9.88.87.7
Vick16.56.92.5
9.610.511.1
Manziel vs TreHomeTieAway
Sun100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Manziel99.899.396.4
1.82.53.5
Tre95.499.199.8
3.52.41.8
Whores64.564.164.8
6.36.46.2

* A starred outcome could have no effect or just a really small effect. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

Thank you Sajan Patel for adding this league.

Updated Tuesday, 2023-11-7 2:00 PM Eastern (GMT-05:00)