"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Stay Free Last 84 Top up top 70 +2.6
+1.2
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 *-0.1
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 -0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 -0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 -0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 +0.1
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+1.7-0.3-1.6
+1.0-0.3-1.0
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.1*+0.2+0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.1*-0.0+0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.0*+0.1-0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad-0.1*+0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Stay Free Last finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
80-82In100No129*
7914-0-1In1000No339
7813-2-0In946No16
7713-1-1In100No415
7613-0-2In1000No2,495*
7512-2-1In1000No228
7412-1-2In991No2,592
7312-0-3In9820No10,582*
7211-2-2In982No1,328*
7111-1-3In9460No10,613*
7011-0-4In9280No32,039*
6910-2-3In881200No4,857*
6810-1-4In811810No29,178*
6710-0-5In7622200No71,229*
669-2-4In653040No12,326*
659-1-5In54378100No58,195*
649-0-6In4741111000No116,281
8-3-4In4941910No3,128*
638-2-5In324320400No21,953*
628-1-6In2141279100No87,759*
618-0-7In143632143000No149,544
7-3-5In16363113300No4,745*
607-2-6In725342392000No29,359*
597-1-7In21530301661000No100,709*
587-0-8In19223023114100No149,572
6-3-6In110233022103100No5,589*
576-2-7In03112227211141000No29,391*
566-1-8In01413232619931000No87,959*
556-0-9In0016152324179310000No116,835
5-3-7In0028152323168310No4,872*
545-2-8In0015131923191252000No21,975*
535-1-9100.0%00151219232012621000No59,072*
525-0-10100.00000141017212014831000No69,777
4-3-8In001511182220127210No3,078*
514-2-998.80001261217201813731000No12,227*
504-1-1094.900151016201914841000No29,154*
494-0-1176.70001361218201812731000No31,687
3-3-979.7013713192017116210No1,372
483-2-1038.1001361217191812831000No4,902*
473-1-1113.0000138151920161052100No10,824*
463-0-122.40012481418191610521000No11,058*
452-2-110.1001371215191713742000No1,308*
442-1-12Out000248141820161052100No2,668*
432-0-13Out001371217191811731000No2,474*
421-2-12Out242101217201711411No224*
411-1-13Out0115122117141310310No409*
401-0-14Out013412171919136411No364*
390-2-13Out13201333713No15
380-1-14Out3101372017237No30
370-0-15Out125424201915521No93
Total:97.1%211713108654332211111000000000000000000000000000No1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs