Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Stay Free Last 84 Top up top 70 +0.6
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 +0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 +0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 -0.0
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 -0.0
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.0*-0.0-0.1
+0.2-0.4-0.7
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers-0.0+0.0+0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.1+0.1-0.0
Crabgrass United vs Top up top-0.0+0.1+0.0
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad-0.0+0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Stay Free Last finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
8215-0-0In991No29,870
8014-1-0In964No25,089
7914-0-1In9550No156,505
7813-2-0In9190No9,877
7713-1-1In851500No122,150
7613-0-2In811800No374,631
12-3-0In84160No2,404
7512-2-1In732610No44,404
7412-1-2In6036300No270,007*
7312-0-3In5441500No539,002
11-3-1In563950No9,931
7211-2-2In42471110No90,278*
7111-1-3In285020300No357,213
10-4-1In28501920No1,484
7011-0-4In224925400No527,336
10-3-2In245023400No18,294*
6910-2-3In13423410100No109,181*
6810-1-4In63140194000No316,821
9-4-2In633391840No2,488
6710-0-5In42440257100No368,623
9-3-3In4264024610No19,869*
669-2-4In1143432153000No87,041*
659-1-5In062335259100No201,479
8-4-3In06253424910No2,465*
649-0-6In03163230144100No190,708
8-3-4In0417342913300No14,360*
638-2-5In018233224102000No49,664*
628-1-6In003122731197100No92,905
7-4-4In03132830187000No1,551*
618-0-7In017193026134100No75,011
7-3-5In01821302512310No7,224*
607-2-6In00210222922113100No20,304*
597-1-7In003122428209200No33,136*
587-0-8In0016162626167200No21,941
6-3-6In02718272514610No2,594*
576-2-7In00271626251662000No6,107*
566-1-8In002818252415620No8,543*
556-0-9100.0%00139182522146200No5,653*
545-2-899.4003818242115731No1,354*
535-1-997.4003817242215821No1,596*
525-0-1088.30139182121168210No977*
514-2-970.937122129169300No206*
504-1-1039.0017102121201442No228*
494-0-1120.61479262319543No136*
483-2-103.6418142125774No28*
473-1-115.6661722286666No18
463-0-12Out101040102010No10
452-2-11Out5050No2
442-1-12Out404020No5
370-0-15Out01917172120660No201
Total:100.0%34281695321100000000000000000000000000000No4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs