How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -3.1
+0.3
-2.5
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
-0.1
-0.1
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.1
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 +0.1
-0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Garbageman FC vs Scum United+1.7-0.9-1.6
-0.3*-0.0+0.3
+2.4-0.7-2.4
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.1*-0.1+0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.0+0.1-0.0
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.0*-0.0+0.1
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC-0.1*+0.1+0.0
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.1*-0.0-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1*-0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.1-0.0
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1*+0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1+0.1+0.0
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC*-0.0+0.1+0.0
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC+0.0*+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Garbageman FC finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6015-0-0In6312716164No96
5814-1-0In61326391033No31
5714-0-1In21017282314420No381
5613-2-0In23313115No13
5513-1-1In2614222816722No381
5413-0-2In01411192220127310No2,469*
5312-2-1In31015232415712No230
5212-1-2100.0%013101621211583100No2,660*
5112-0-398.900251218201913731000No10,687*
5011-2-293.4013101421201685100No1,320
4911-1-381.0000137141920171052100No10,634*
4811-0-440.900013712182017127310000No32,102*
4710-2-314.50114914192016952100No4,796*
4610-1-43.600013611161918138410000No29,467*
4510-0-50.1000124914181915105210000No71,167*
449-2-40.00001251016192014941000No12,204*
439-1-5Out000136111619171384100000No58,392*
429-0-6Out000024813181916116310000No116,798
8-3-4Out001251015181816842100No2,988*
418-2-5Out0001259151919159420000No21,934*
408-1-6Out000012611161918148410000No87,877*
398-0-7Out00001481318191611621000No149,188
7-3-5Out0012591518181410521000No4,806*
387-2-6Out001251016191914841000No29,180*
377-1-7Out00001371218201712631000No100,563*
367-0-8Out00001261117201813731000No149,394
6-3-6Out0000136131919171362100No5,567*
356-2-7Out00014101621201583100No29,104*
346-1-8Out0000137142021171041000No88,131*
336-0-9Out000149162222157200No116,535
5-3-7Out001511172220146200No4,782*
325-2-8Out0013917242315620No22,048*
315-1-9Out000013918252314510No58,618*
305-0-10Out000127172626165100.0%70,544
4-3-8Out00139172625165100.03,060*
294-2-9Out0003921292411200.112,127*
284-1-10Out001413263119500.429,227*
274-0-11Out00151632311321.833,340*
263-2-10Out002928362143.84,791*
253-1-11Out001520383066.410,678*
243-0-12Out021134401414.111,050*
232-2-11Out0727471919.21,260*
222-1-12Out00321463030.12,708*
212-0-13Out0111424544.72,542*
201-2-12Out09365554.7214
191-1-13Out5336261.6406*
181-0-14Out4296766.7354*
170-2-13Out69494.117
160-1-14Out4197877.827
150-0-15Out49696.380
Total:3.0%00000000000000111111112222223333334444444444444432100.4%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs