SPORTS CLUB STATS

Your team’s chances of making the playoffs

"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.7
-1.2
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.1
-0.1
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 +0.0
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 +0.0
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Garbageman FC vs Scum United+0.3-0.1-0.2
+1.9-0.4-1.7
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0*-0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1+0.0+0.0
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Lenhart's Pubes vs Panther City FC+0.0+0.1-0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1+0.0-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Garbageman FC finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6015-0-0In17212526128No211
5814-1-0In1350131313No8
5714-0-1In41121212313520No214
5613-2-0In172558No12
5513-1-1In11413222818841No268
5413-0-298.6%151222232112410No1,995*
5312-2-194.1125162222198411No185
5212-1-283.900261321231811410No2,435
5112-0-354.7001410172321147210No11,203*
5011-2-237.10141120231813621No1,372
4911-1-314.7001491723211472100No12,737*
4811-0-42.400026122023191152000No44,065*
4710-2-30.5002513202319125100No6,747*
4610-1-40.1000251118222013621000No45,330*
4510-0-50.0000126131922181152000No124,190*
449-2-4Out00025121923191252000No21,021*
439-1-5Out0000141017222014731000No114,120*
429-0-6Out0000251218221912620000No259,677*
418-2-5Out000151118232013620000No47,513*
408-1-6Out000014916222115831000No212,669*
398-0-7Out000251118222013620000No400,636
7-3-5Out00126132023191152000No12,010*
387-2-6Out0014101823211362000No78,112*
377-1-7Out000013916222215831000No295,887*
367-0-8Out0000151119232012620000No480,619
6-3-6Out0002613212318104100No16,506*
356-2-7Out00015111924211252000No94,000*
346-1-8Out0000141018232114620000No306,782*
336-0-9Out0000026142123181041000No438,379
5-3-7Out0137152223169310No16,863*
325-2-8Out0000261422241893100No82,278*
315-1-9Out00026142224181031000No239,449*
305-0-10Out0001411192521135100No306,026
4-3-8Out001512202520114100No12,334*
294-2-9Out00141221262111310No53,131*
284-1-10Out00015132326209200No136,402*
274-0-11Out0001412232821920No156,197
3-3-9Out001614242719810No6,330*
263-2-10Out000161627291740No23,973*
253-1-11Out00029213126910No55,412*
243-0-12Out00021026362220No59,899*
232-2-11Out01518383260No7,085*
222-1-12Out002123442100No15,274*
212-0-13Out005235120100.0%14,686*
201-2-12Out011553283No1,279*
191-1-13Out195135400.22,519*
181-0-14Out341441100.22,209*
170-2-13Out334412110.8121
160-1-14Out26522021.6191
150-0-15Out10384398.7343
Total:0.3%00000000000000001111122233344555566655544332210000.0%4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs
Updated Tuesday, 2023-11-7 2:45 PM Eastern (GMT-05:00)