How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 -2.1
-1.1
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.3
-0.1
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.2
+0.0
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.2
-0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.2
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 -0.1
+0.0
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 -0.1
-0.0
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.1
*+0.0
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 -0.1
ArgenTimbers 48 Erika Tymrak 4 21 -0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 -0.1
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.1
+0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
-0.0
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 *No
*-0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Nerds of Prey vs Allocation Mone+1.5-0.7-1.5
+2.0-0.4-1.9
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.2*+0.0-0.1
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.0*+0.1+0.2
-0.0+0.0+0.1
the Malachi bru vs SA Meat Commiss+0.0+0.1-0.1
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.1+0.1+0.1
-0.0*+0.1+0.0
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.1*-0.0-0.1
-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Meatsafe Murder vs wat do?-0.1*-0.0+0.1
CupWinningChivas vs Holy Toledo!-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Real Calvinball vs Erika Tymrak 4-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.0*+0.1+0.0
-0.0+0.1+0.0
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC+0.0*+0.1-0.0
-0.1*+0.0+0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1*+0.0-0.0
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0*-0.0-0.1
BBTA Compass vs Placeholder FC-0.1*+0.0+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Nerds of Prey finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6315-0-0In21233301840No241
6114-1-0In2133232184No56
6014-0-1In0411203121102No605
5913-2-0In4262219227No27
5813-1-1In2818302511510No688
5713-0-2In00039192623135100No4,437*
5612-2-1In14142029228120No388
5512-1-299.9%00151323251810410No5,123*
5412-0-398.40014112024211251000No21,700*
5311-2-295.70251421251993100No2,635
5211-1-383.60002612212419114100No22,934*
5111-0-453.50013917232215721000No73,044*
5010-2-333.3001410182322136200No10,879*
4910-1-413.500013917222115831000No69,326*
4810-0-52.100025121922191262000No176,061*
479-2-40.400026122023181252000No29,804*
469-1-50.1000141017222014731000No151,142*
459-0-60.0000025121922191262100No312,533
8-3-4Out0013714202217115100No7,825*
448-2-5Out00026121922191252000No58,797*
438-1-6Out0000141016222115831000No245,991*
428-0-7Out0000251118222013621000No435,857
7-3-5Out0003613202218115200No13,658*
417-2-6Out000025111923201362000No85,224*
407-1-7Out000013916222115831000No302,705*
397-0-8Out0000151118232013620000No466,995
6-3-6Out00025122022191152000No17,111*
386-2-7Out000015111923201362000No89,974*
376-1-8Out000013916222215831000No282,990*
366-0-9Out0000151119232012620000No386,591
5-3-7Out0026132122181141000No15,546*
355-2-8Out00015112024201251000No72,394*
345-1-9Out000141018232114621000No200,497*
335-0-10Out000026132123181041000No245,913
4-3-8Out001371522221793100No10,441*
324-2-9Out000261422241893100No42,656*
314-1-10Out00002613212419104100No105,714*
304-0-11Out0001410182422136100No121,799*
293-2-10Out00141121262211310No18,113*
283-1-11Out00151222272110300No40,128*
273-0-12Out0014112228231020No42,393*
262-2-11Out0151526291850No5,072*
252-1-12Out0027213227101No10,278*
242-0-13Out0002926372330No10,095*
231-2-12Out0417403350No889*
221-1-13Out0293544100No1,686*
211-0-14Out0042352201No1,455*
200-2-13Out3761253No59
190-1-14Out1152325No149
180-0-15Out3325312No286
Total:2.6%0000000000001111222333444555555554443332211110000No4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs