"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/13100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Brisbane 14 Collingwood 43 -0.4
+0.4
West Coast 8 Gold Coast 33 Out
+18.3
-0.3
Melbourne 24 Carlton 40 -0.1
Western Bulldogs 51 Fremantle 66 -10.6
+0.2
St Kilda 42 Richmond 3 +7.3
-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/20100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Carlton vs West Coast+21.0-18.4-20.8
-0.3+0.3+0.3
North Melbourne vs Western Bulldogs-14.9-13.2+15.0
+0.2+0.2-0.2
Collingwood vs St Kilda-3.9-1.2+3.9
+0.1+0.1-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the West Coast finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-L-Tplayoffs1234567SpoonCount
122-0-0Out44451010.3%7,810,426,751
101-0-1Out19621918.7156,811,783
81-1-0Out1287170.615,609,703,982
0-0-2Out257574.7788,765
60-1-1Out257575.2156,817,274
40-2-0Out19999.27,810,488,673
Total:Out12266262.5%31,545,037,228
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs