"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Wednesday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Disbanded100.0*Average seed
Cats 0 Sasquatches 1 -8.0
+0.7
Minhutemen 6 Didgeridoos 0 +0.5
-0.2
Chews 3 Red Pandas 2 (ot)*Out
+0.2
-0.1
Cubs 4 Nannies 1 -1.1
Hipsters 3 Weaboos 4 (ot)+0.1
War Saws 3 Raiders 4 (ot)-0.0
If winner is:HomeHome OTAway OTAway
Monday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Disbanded100.0*Average seed
Sasquatches vs War Saws+0.0-0.0OutOut
-9.0-0.8+5.6+10.9
+0.6+0.2-0.2-0.8
Red Pandas vs Cubs+0.4+0.4+0.1-0.3
Nannies vs Hipsters+4.5+2.5-0.4-3.6
-0.1-0.1+0.0+0.1
Raiders vs Chews-1.1-0.3+0.8+2.3
+0.1+0.0-0.1-0.2
Weaboos vs Minhutemen-1.2+0.1+1.5+3.8
+0.1-0.0-0.1-0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Sasquatches finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-OTL-OTplayoffs1234567891011121314151617181920DisbandedCount
224-00-00.9%01932431400.3%276,441
213-10-00.102184731201.7271,738
203-00-10.000532549009.3464,274
2-20-00.00053155909.4101,789
193-01-0Out00857323035.01,852,720
2-10-1Out0857322034.9348,219
1-30-0Out0860311032.716,894
182-11-0Out3464570051.81,390,229
2-00-2Out242478055.6265,614
1-20-1Out246456051.786,658
0-40-0Out348426048.51,040
172-01-1Out02452222075.52,123,313
1-21-0Out02552212074.8347,076
1-10-2Out02453212075.7132,318
0-30-1Out0255221275.27,281
162-02-0Out6394312094.34,250,205
1-11-1Out6394312094.01,061,394
1-00-3Out4334814095.961,640
0-31-0Out7433910092.629,170
0-20-2Out6394311093.616,684
151-12-0Out2264922197.92,124,982
1-01-2Out1205126198.7737,982
0-21-1Out2264923197.9132,332
0-10-3Out1195127198.715,218
141-02-1Out084245599.72,948,745
0-22-0Out084345499.7265,458
0-11-2Out064247599.8183,734
0-00-4Out044049699.84,872
131-03-0Out0176221Yes3,934,045
0-12-1Out0166221Yes737,619
0-01-3Out145828Yes78,332
120-13-0Out95635Yes983,688
0-02-2Out64352Yes470,290
110-03-1Out22871Yes1,258,436
100-04-0Out100Yes1,260,010
Total:0.0%00012122125251484.6%28,240,440
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs