"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Wednesday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Promoted100.0*Average seed
Apes 3 Pitchforks 1 -10.0
-6.6
-0.8
Pitchforks 1 Wolverines 4 -10.0
-6.5
-0.8
Apes 1 Snipers 2 +0.3
If winner is:HomeHome OTAway OTAway
Monday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Promoted100.0*Average seed
Bears vs Pitchforks-8.6-3.4+2.5+9.0
-4.1-1.8+1.0+4.5
-0.8-0.3+0.2+0.8
Nannies vs Flamingos-0.1*-0.1*+0.1+0.2
+0.1*+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Chews vs Hipsters+0.1*+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Rustlers vs Chews-0.1*-0.0*+0.1+0.1
Pandas vs Apes+0.1*+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Wolverines vs Pixies-0.1*-0.0*+0.1+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Pitchforks finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-OTL-OTplayoffsPromoted123456789101112Count
52-58InYes1001,056*
5115-21-1InYes99198*
5014-31-1InYes100277*
4913-41-1InYes982577*
4814-22-1InYes9731,128*
4713-32-1In100.0%95502,180*
4613-22-2In99.890903,921*
4512-32-2In99.6861417,070*
4412-33-1In98.977211011,833*
4312-23-2In97.566303018,431*
4211-33-2In93.9533980028,595*
4110-43-2In87.83846152042,217*
4011-24-2In77.523472550060,773*
3910-34-2100.0%63.21239361210083,275*
389-44-2100.048.05264123500110,445*
379-34-399.935.0112353614200142,285*
369-35-299.127.7042038298100176,986*
359-25-394.824.1017273822500212,666*
348-35-380.120.10111313717300247,934*
338-36-252.513.1021535331220166,865*
8-25-451.512.9021435341320114,663*
328-26-322.75.7004193830910172,458*
7-35-422.85.7004193830910135,813*
317-36-36.51.601624382560201,266*
7-47-16.41.6016243925600126,634*
307-26-41.10.3001930381930113,691*
7-37-21.20.3011030381830224,487*
297-27-30.10.002153634111185,495*
6-36-40.20.0003153634111151,900*
287-28-20.00.00062441254204,070*
6-37-30.00.00052441254123,078*
276-38-20.0No00212363911308,199*
266-28-3OutNo005264623114,682*
5-37-4OutNo005264623167,090*
255-38-3OutNo002154638248,823*
245-39-2OutNo0083952212,073*
235-29-3OutNo0033066176,640*
224-39-3OutNo012177142,025*
214-29-4OutNo001485110,710*
204-210-3OutNo0099183,443*
194-211-2OutNo059560,457*
184-111-3OutNo039742,313*
173-211-3OutNo29828,881*
163-212-2OutNo19918,522*
153-112-3OutNo010011,666*
142-212-3OutNo01006,932*
132-213-2OutNo01003,976*
11-12OutNo1003,321*
101-113-4OutNo0100552*
1-9OutNo1001,456*
Total:27.7%10.9%23456789101214194,813,928

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs