"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Wednesday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Bears 7 Ballaz 1 -15.1
-0.8
Dynasty 2 Costanzas 0 -2.7
Pixies 0 Turtles 3 -0.5
Nannies 0 Cats 2 -0.2
-0.1
Tsunamis 1 Hipsters 2 (ot)*+0.1
+0.0
Squares 1 Islanders 5 *+0.1
Thursday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Turtles 1 Bears 0 Out
-0.2
Ballaz 1 Tsunamis 2 (ot)-3.6
-0.3
Pixies 7 Atoms 1 -1.4
-0.2
Bears 3 Cats 0 +0.2
Compton 4 Cats 3 +0.2
If winner is:HomeHome OTAway OTAway
Tuesday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Cats vs Islanders-0.3-0.2+0.2+0.2
Ballaz vs Atoms+0.2+0.2-0.2-0.3

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Ballaz finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-OTL-OTplayoffs12345678910111213141516Count
32-33Out1004,547,742*
310-00-1Out6139973,794
300-01-0Out50503,571,510
Total:Out76249,093,046

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

We are out of the playoffs. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.
Although it might be more fun to go down swinging.

Big Games

Wednesday100.0*Lottery seed
Bears 7 Ballaz 1 +0.8
Nannies 0 Cats 2 +0.1
Tsunamis 1 Hipsters 2 (ot)-0.0
Pixies 0 Turtles 3 +0.0
Thursday100.0*Lottery seed
Ballaz 1 Tsunamis 2 (ot)+0.3
Pixies 7 Atoms 1 +0.2
Bears 3 Cats 0 -0.2
Compton 4 Cats 3 -0.2
Turtles 1 Bears 0 +0.2
If winner is:HomeHome OTAway OTAway
Tuesday100.0*Lottery seed
Cats vs Islanders+0.3+0.2-0.2-0.2
Ballaz vs Atoms-0.2-0.2+0.2+0.3

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-OTL-OT12345678910111213141516
32-33100
310-00-16139
300-01-05050
Total:7624