"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/11100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Brisbane 142 Gold Coast 84 -16.2
+0.3
Hawthorn 116 North Melbourne 89 -4.9
+0.1
West Coast 100 Carlton 83 -2.0
+0.0
Week of 8/19100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
St Kilda 127 North Melbourne 78 -13.7
+0.2
Carlton 77 Hawthorn 70 +11.7
-0.3
Melbourne 104 Brisbane 91 +3.2
-0.1
Gold Coast 57 Essendon 90 -0.6
+0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 8/25100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Brisbane vs North MelbourneNoYesYes
+0.6-0.6-0.6
Port Adelaide vs Gold Coast+0.0-0.1-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Brisbane finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-L-TplayoffsTop 4123456789101112131415161718SpoonCount
241-0-0OutNo31879No2,186,316,696
20-22OutNo100Yes2,189,804,484*
Total:OutNo29395050.0%4,376,121,180

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs