"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/10100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Coonazur's Pump 103 Busty Boob Gobl 104 -23.7
-0.5
Easy Breesy Lem 81 Clear Eyes Full 129 +17.2
+0.2
Original Gangstas 115 Team Richards 114 +4.0
+0.1
Dr. Wiggles' We 93 Team Hewerdine 95 -1.1
-0.1
Obsession by Ke 84 Hi I'm Basil Ma 116 -1.0
-0.0
Week of 11/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Clear Eyes Full 37 Coonazur's Pump 98 +17.6
+0.6
Busty Boob Gobl 59 Team Hewerdine 84 -5.2
-0.1
Team Richards 109 Easy Breesy Lem 73 +5.0
+0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 11/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Coonazur's Pump vs Team Richards+29.0-21.0
+0.3-0.2
Team Hewerdine vs Hi I'm Basil Ma-29.0+21.0
-0.3+0.2

What If

Chances based on how well the Coonazur's Pump finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs12345678910Count
71-079.0%792145,346,400
60-129.0297162,681,020
Total:50.0%5050108,027,420
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs