How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 1/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*League Champion100.0*Average seed
SS Balls 4 Man Chest Hair 1 -7.8
-0.4
-0.4
Aeros 4 Hooligans 2 +1.5
-0.1
+0.0
Polar Bears 2 Thunder Down Un 1 -0.4
Ball Busters 4 Grass Stains 2 -0.3
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 2/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*League Champion100.0*Average seed
Thunder Down Un vs Man Chest Hair-14.8-2.6+14.6
-0.1-0.0+0.1
-0.6-0.1+0.6
SS Balls vs Grass Stains+1.2-0.2-2.2
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Polar Bears vs Hooligans+0.2+0.9-0.7
Ball Busters vs Bayside Tigers-0.3*-0.0+0.3

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Man Chest Hair finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inLeagueChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-D-LplayoffsChampion12345678910Count
3311-0-0In93.4%93706,795
3110-1-0In75.876232657
3010-0-1In54.55439601,078
299-2-0In48.54842912,745
289-1-1In27.4275021209,451
279-0-2In15.916453260015,047*
268-2-1In7.373743131034,846
258-1-2In2.222146273071,432*
247-3-1In0.6111404090111,496*
237-2-2In0.10427482020211,456*
227-1-3In0.001114338700225,281
6-4-1In0.00116473240110,555
216-3-2In0.000532471610482,326*
206-2-3100.0%No01164731500751,520*
196-1-4100.0No00532451610546,639
5-4-2100.0No0838421110467,019*
185-3-399.9No022046274001,041,437
6-0-599.8No01184530500258,826*
175-2-498.9No007354214101,323,044
4-5-299.4No001140381010374,951*
164-4-396.5No03234525301,050,348
5-1-594.6No0218443050927,380*
154-3-487.3No00937411211,774,357
5-0-682.7No0063244161250,106
3-6-291.4No0113413780201,195*
144-2-569.4No0221472731,790,900
3-5-375.8No042647222687,293*
133-4-452.7No00111414081,424,406
4-1-646.6No0083843101,073,748*
123-3-529.7No0032751191,912,179
2-6-335.8No004314915271,478
4-0-724.5No02225223242,156*
113-2-613.2No011351361,598,605
2-5-416.9No01165231696,568*
102-4-56.1No00643511,141,431
3-1-74.8No054155826,376*
92-3-61.7No0230681,269,221
1-6-42.4No023364180,918
3-0-81.2No012672160,885*
82-2-70.3No001782908,452
1-5-50.5No012080368,228*
71-4-60.1No01090501,513
2-1-80.1No0991396,852*
61-3-70.0No0496477,603
2-0-90.0No0496116,217*
51-2-8OutNo298375,961*
41-1-9OutNo0100202,276*
30-3-8OutNo010095,673*
20-2-9OutNo010042,699
0-1OutNo10022,875*
Total:52.0%0.1%00136101419232527,034,500

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs