"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/22100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Yakety Sacks 92.16 Cactus 58.28 -0.9
-0.1
Z Power 105.68 Schmuckernators 80.46 -0.2
Stars 94.56 Cheeseburgers 86.48 +0.1
Obese Geese 104.4 ChalicePastry 113.64 +0.1
SuperPAC 77.08 Minions 63.56 +0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 10/29100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
SuperPAC vs Cactus-0.8-0.8+1.8
-0.2-0.1+0.4
Yakety Sacks vs Obese Geese+0.1+0.4-0.1
Schmuckernators vs Cheeseburgers+0.1+0.4-0.1
Chi Don't Dance vs Minions-0.1*+0.1+0.1
+0.0+0.2-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Cactus finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
76-0-097.2%01392738193027,021
6.55-0-131.60427472011,629
65-1-027.900424472410259,483
4-0-23.8419562152
5.54-1-10.61135827113,908
3-0-3Out1001
54-2-00.40011543321,092,640
3-1-2Out1245816306
4.53-2-10.00017632147,085
2-1-3Out60405
43-3-00.0001362252,412,760
2-2-2Out03961752
3.52-3-1Out0336776,443
1-2-3Out75254
32-4-0Out027722,950,319
1-3-2Out694766
2.51-4-1Out59561,072
0-3-3Out1005
21-5-0Out3971,882,525
0-4-2Out100337
1-1.5Out100512,244*
Total:1.1%000000131130569,339,357

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs