"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 12/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Crosby-Laich-Bo 243.52 Oshie & Him 255.67 -12.7
-0.8
Bieska and Lulo 253.36 RIP Heatley's F 190.89 +1.6
+0.1
Frolunda HC 196.23 Drouination 207.95 -1.6
-0.1
Book Hockey 198.32 Datsyukian Deke 193.18 +0.8
Tatar Tots 181.29 Pimpin' Ain't P 237.08 -0.4
Nailing Yaks 204.18 Tarasenkyu Very 174.8 -0.1
Week of 1/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Tatar Tots 1 Datsyukian Deke 4 +0.3
If winner is:HomeAway
Book Hockey vs Tarasenkyu Very+1.7-0.8
Oshie & Him vs Pimpin' Ain't P+1.0-0.5
Bieska and Lulo vs Frolunda HC+0.1-0.1
Tenacious Turtles vs RIP Heatley's F+0.1-0.1
Nailing Yaks vs Drouination+0.1-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Crosby-Laich-Bo finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
159-0In70273031,066
148-1In234426610239,792
137-299.4%111293419510863,484
126-370.8002102633227101,791,494
115-48.9001826372350002,374,398
104-50.000111363713202,077,150
93-6Out00627422231,205,616
82-7Out03235024446,789
71-8Out03336495,029
60-9Out0991010,626
Total:28.6%12457911141513106209,135,444
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs