"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/1100.0*Average seed
Woppamaniacs! 135.8 Tavarsenal 164.6 -0.6
Datsyukian Deke 176.45 Roughnecks 155.2 +0.1
Faceoff Ass Up 162.85 Saad De Haan Job 172.2 -0.1
Week of 3/8100.0*Average seed
Woppamaniacs! 131.95 Faceoff Ass Up 198.05 -0.7
Datsyukian Deke 164.45 Saad De Haan Job 227.85 -0.2
Frolunda HC 201.25 Roughnecks 216.25 -0.1
RedBull gives y 130.25 Koekkoek for Co 210.7 +0.1
Pimpin' Ain't P 206.2 Tavarsenal 158.2 +0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Average seed
Datsyukian Deke vs Woppamaniacs!-0.5+0.6
Saad De Haan Job vs Roughnecks+0.2-0.3
Koekkoek for Co vs Tavarsenal+0.2-0.2
Nailing Yaks vs RedBull gives y+0.1-0.2

What If

Chances based on how well the Woppamaniacs! finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs