"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 1/15100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
La Creme Suprem 4 Randy Marsh 6 -14.1
-1.2
rymo 11 Bobrovsky on da 0 +0.1
Chelis Chili Ba 6 I love weed. 4 +0.1
Horse on a Plan 7 Wolf Stansson 3 -0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 1/22100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
La Creme Suprem vs Blue Scorpions+14.6+1.4-14.8
+1.1+0.0-1.1
SakicIsGod vs Chelis Chili Ba-0.3+0.8+0.2
+0.0+0.1-0.0
rymo vs Randy Marsh+0.1-0.9*+0.0
+0.1-0.0-0.1
Silk Pylons vs I love weed.+0.3+0.6-0.4

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the La Creme Suprem finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
2897-0-0In98258,552
2786-0-1In9316049,311
2733-3-190.5%32163931910985,381
2726-1-0In8251200389,085
2675-0-2In83512018,681
2525-1-1In58152620296,392
2455-2-0In3023397001,169,372
2402-2-390.83216403191023,605
2364-0-3In60132514,063
2284-1-2In3122397093,763
2253-0-4In35243470495
2203-4-041.000193139172001,948,034
2-3-240.30018313918300186,785
0-1-666.767333
2193-2-299.8011214122400187,481
2182-4-12.600031638321010740,209
0-5-2Out0111454318,578
2174-2-1100.07224225400740,288
2143-1-3100.0723432430015,820
2-0-5In1595024334
2090-2-52.732219302737
2072-5-00.00011235371311,170,990
1-4-20.00111343815293,362
0-6-1Out01217849,187
2064-3-099.80112041234001,950,690
2032-1-499.8012214223301,578
1-0-6In50502
1990-3-4Out19363717483
1961-5-1Out017314417296,396
1921-1-594.1132241264168
1870-4-3Out0173044193,909
1811-2-439.30192941173001,469
1761-6-0Out01134541390,372
1710-7-0Out0118957,858
1701-3-32.50002153733111015,855
Total:61.9%10713121010107765310,958,188
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs