How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 12/18100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
La Creme Suprem 5 I love weed. 4 +11.6
+0.9
Silk Pylons 1 Wolf Stansson 7 +0.3
Horse on a Plan 3 Blue Scorpions 6 *-0.1
Tys Team 2 Randy Marsh 9 *-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 12/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Tys Team vs La Creme Suprem-12.3+0.5+12.2
-1.0+0.0+1.0
Chelis Chili Ba vs Wolf Stansson-0.2*+0.1+0.2
rymo vs Silk Pylons-0.2*+0.1+0.2
Horse on a Plan vs Randy Marsh-0.1*-0.1+0.1
SakicIsGod vs I love weed.-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Bobrovsky on da vs Blue Scorpions+0.1*-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the La Creme Suprem finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
35211-0-0In1003,128
33810-1-0In1000016,284
3338-0-3In98111,479
3309-2-0In9433081,431
3227-0-4In9621525
3117-1-3In8578012,101*
30810-0-1In10002,914
3006-1-4In69151503,771*
2979-1-1In981132,320*
2895-1-5In41253130779*
2877-4-0In1533391210490,581
2867-2-2In6716161096,900
2837-3-1In40273030357,238
2806-2-3In41262930041,475
2785-2-4In17323911111,394*
2758-2-1In86780158,626*
2696-3-2In1632391210226,722
2675-3-3100.0%324333281084,499*
2648-3-0In66171710245,401
2564-3-498.9011113532101018,941*
2506-5-099.00111135321010687,251
2454-4-381.631932371620105,595*
2435-6-030.11005244024500686,120
2365-5-181.2319313816200747,511
2343-4-429.01052340255018,859*
2316-4-1100.02233232910623,255
2284-5-229.71005244025500340,194
2233-8-00.00002184733245,590*
3-5-32.3002153734111084,449*
2204-7-00.10002133537131492,055
5-4-299.00111135321010340,779
2174-6-12.300021537331110625,313
2122-5-40.100112343814111,230*
2103-7-1Out0111373911398,046*
2011-5-5Out110364310887*
2001-8-2Out1188224,112
1992-7-2Out0217473497,579
1983-6-20.00001123537131226,639
1901-6-4Out021647353,776*
1891-9-1Out079329,602
1881-7-3Out04336311,943
1790-6-5Out43066133
1780-9-2Out02982,656
1762-9-0Out01198081,755
1732-8-1Out043461134,224
1680-7-4Out11782533
1660-8-3Out7931,454
1570-11-0Out01003,161
1551-10-0Out039716,352
1440-10-1Out1992,940
Total:57.4%1091010999887657,930,502

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs