How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Scum United 36 wat do? 80 +6.1
-0.1
+2.8
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
-0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 +0.2
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.2
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.2
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.2
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.2
-0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.2
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 *-0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.0
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Meatsafe Murder vs wat do?-7.3-2.8+7.6
-2.7-0.7+2.7
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.3*+0.3+0.3
-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.3*+0.3+0.3
-0.0*+0.1+0.0
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.3*+0.1+0.2
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.2*+0.3-0.3
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.2*+0.1+0.2
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.2*-0.0-0.2
+0.1*+0.0-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.2*-0.0-0.2
+0.1*+0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.2*+0.1-0.2
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.2*+0.2-0.2
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.2*+0.3-0.2
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.1*-0.0+0.1
Real Calvinball vs Erika Tymrak 4-0.0*+0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the wat do? finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6615-0-0In60319No89
6414-1-0In632611No27
6314-0-1In32402441No327
6213-2-0In10402525No20
6113-1-1In1238321430No416
6013-0-2In62434241020No2,431*
5912-2-1In31526291971No243
5812-1-2In1823302311300No2,743
5712-0-3In02102328221141000No10,660*
5611-2-2In0131122242211310No1,326
5511-1-3In0161623241783100No10,484*
5411-0-4In00151220231911520000No32,067*
5310-2-3In01411182420126200No4,827*
5210-1-4100.0%00151118221913621000No28,959*
5110-0-599.10001271319211812621000No71,240*
509-2-495.100141017202015831000No11,971*
499-1-582.800001481519201610521000No58,099*
489-0-642.90001381318201711631000No116,478
8-3-447.500149132019151152000No3,070*
478-2-515.1000149151920159420000No22,076*
468-1-64.00000137121719171273100000No87,845*
458-0-70.2000012591519181595210000No150,214
7-3-50.200126916201814832000No4,711*
447-2-6Out001251016201914841000No29,252*
437-1-7Out00013712171917127310000No100,975*
427-0-8Out000012591418181510521000No150,183
6-3-6Out0001251016191914841000No5,489*
416-2-7Out0001251016201914841000No29,478*
406-1-8Out000013712171917127310000No87,787*
396-0-9Out0001259151819159521000No116,520
5-3-7Out001251016191814841000No4,797*
385-2-8Out0001261117201813731000No21,855*
375-1-9Out000001481418201610521000No58,705*
365-0-10Out000137131820171162100No69,798
4-3-8Out00124714172118105200No2,927*
354-2-9Out001251017222013731000No12,151*
344-1-10Out0001491520211694100No29,421*
334-0-11Out0002511182220146200No33,261*
323-2-10Out001410192322145100No4,915*
313-1-11Out00141019242213510No10,685*
303-0-12Out00138182526145100.0%10,931*
292-2-11Out00031021312482No1,271*
282-1-12Out01515273017510.52,614*
272-0-13Out0161630321321.62,484*
261-2-12Out021330361732.8247
251-1-13Out1423362966.5417
241-0-14Out121036351716.6349*
230-2-13Out535501010.020
220-1-14Out820324040.025
210-0-15Out18415050.088
Total:20.1%00001111122222233333333333333333333322222211111000000.0%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs