How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Victorious Secret 59 Wooden Spooners 51 -1.8
+0.5
-2.4
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.1
-0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 -0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
-0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 *+0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.2
-0.0
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 +0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Wooden Spooners vs Hashtag FC Boot+0.9-0.6-0.9
-0.5*+0.0+0.5
+2.2-0.9-2.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.2*-0.1-0.2
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1*-0.0+0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li+0.0+0.1-0.0
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1*+0.0+0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*-0.0+0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC*+0.0+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Wooden Spooners finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
5815-0-0In11233212291No89
5614-1-0In24162616163No38
5514-0-1In02717242317721No363
5413-2-0In77363677No14
5313-1-1In071119231913711No368
5213-0-2In01612202318116100No2,440*
5112-2-198.6%181318221810721No214
5012-1-295.10014101720201493100No2,743*
4912-0-385.300141015192015941000No10,614*
4811-2-249.001249142020159510No1,355
4711-1-314.700014815202015942000No10,601*
4611-0-44.70001371318201711621000No31,984*
4510-2-30.300013611171916147410000No4,885*
4410-1-40.000001251016191914942000No29,404*
4310-0-5Out000013813181916116310000No71,053*
429-2-4Out00013611161917138410000No12,071*
419-1-5Out0001259151919159420000No58,449*
409-0-6Out000013712171917127310000No116,630
8-3-4Out000148132019151062100No2,968
398-2-5Out00012611161918138410000No21,647*
388-1-6Out00012510162019148410000No87,676*
378-0-7Out00001481419191610521000No149,473
7-3-5Out0001591519191594200No4,872*
367-2-6Out000149141920161052000No29,125*
357-1-7Out0001491621211583100No100,791*
347-0-8Out00014915212116931000No149,732
6-3-6Out0015101521211573100No5,644*
336-2-7Out0002511182320126200No29,183*
326-1-8Out000139172323156200No88,159*
316-0-9Out000141019252213510No116,990
5-3-7Out0151121232212410No4,884*
305-2-8Out00139192723134000.0%21,808*
295-1-9Out00013921292411200.158,331*
285-0-10Out0001515273018400.370,021
4-3-8Out001515273017400.23,148*
274-2-9Out000161932291111.112,202*
264-1-10Out00021027372133.429,524*
254-0-11Out001622392855.433,472*
243-2-10Out021235401111.24,852*
233-1-11Out01628462019.910,624*
223-0-12Out00422492525.410,965*
212-2-11Out0114513333.11,369*
202-1-12Out08434948.62,656*
192-0-13Out05405554.92,473*
181-2-12Out1346565.3216
171-1-13Out01257373.5358*
161-0-14Out1247675.6353*
150-2-13Out158585.020
140-1-14Out118989.328
130-0-15Out89292.189
Total:1.3%00000000000000000111111111112233333344444555555554310.9%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs