How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Victorious Secret 59 Wooden Spooners 51 +6.2
-0.1
+2.8
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.3
-0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.2
-0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.2
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 -0.2
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.2
-0.1
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.2
*-0.0
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 *-0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 *+0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC+7.6-2.8-7.3
+2.7-0.8-2.6
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.3*-0.2+0.3
-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.3*-0.1+0.3
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.3*+0.2+0.2
-0.0*+0.1+0.0
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.3*+0.3+0.2
-0.0*+0.1+0.0
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.2*+0.1-0.2
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.2*+0.2-0.2
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.2*+0.2-0.2
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.2*+0.0-0.2
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.2*+0.2-0.2
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.2*-0.3-0.1
+0.0*-0.1-0.0
Crabgrass United vs Top up top+0.1*+0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Victorious Secret finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6615-0-0In68265No91
6414-1-0In385111No37
6314-0-1In36441640No340
6213-2-0In3138238No13
6113-1-1In1537301430No447
6013-0-2In62334241030No2,545*
5912-2-1In31227331952No239
5812-1-2In1822302312410No2,715
5712-0-3In0210222722114100No10,724*
5611-2-2In01413222618105100No1,374*
5511-1-3In002616232416831000No10,634*
5411-0-4In0015122123191252000No32,121*
5310-2-3In014101922201372100No4,910*
5210-1-4100.0%000251118221912631000No29,440*
5110-0-599.200012713192117116210000No71,522*
509-2-495.00015916212014931000No12,234*
499-1-582.90001481419201610521000No58,321*
489-0-643.900013813181916116210000No115,990
8-3-446.300148141820161052100No2,965*
478-2-515.700149152019159410000No21,602*
468-1-64.2000013712171917127310000No87,622*
458-0-70.20000125101519181495210000No149,793
7-3-50.30012611162017148410000No4,864*
447-2-60.00001251116201813841000No29,095*
437-1-7Out000013712171917127310000No100,498*
427-0-8Out000012510151818159521000No149,823
6-3-6Out0001261016191814842100No5,696*
416-2-7Out0001251116201914841000No29,274*
406-1-8Out00013712171917127310000No88,384*
396-0-9Out00012510151919159421000No116,343
5-3-7Out001361016181813841000No4,876*
385-2-8Out0001261117201913731000No21,794*
375-1-9Out0001481419191610521000No59,247*
365-0-10Out000013813192017116210000No69,397
4-3-8Out0023814192016105210No2,988*
354-2-9Out0012511172120137310No11,874*
344-1-10Out0001491521201693100No29,418*
334-0-11Out000025111822201362000No33,197*
323-2-10Out000141018232214620No4,899*
313-1-11Out0014111924221351000.0%10,808*
303-0-12Out00138172624155100.011,033*
292-2-11Out01410193025101No1,339*
282-1-12Out01514263018500.12,779*
272-0-13Out00161631301421.72,598*
261-2-12Out01823412344.0226
251-1-13Out1618373187.7379*
241-0-14Out121031411515.4319*
230-2-13Out25561918.816
220-1-14Out311464040.035
210-0-15Out11404948.990
Total:20.3%00001111122222333333333333333333333322222211111000000.0%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs