How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Victorious Secret 59 Wooden Spooners 51 +1.9
+1.8
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.2
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.1
-0.1
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.1
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 -0.1
+0.0
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
ArgenTimbers 48 Erika Tymrak 4 21 -0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.1
+0.0
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.1
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 -0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 *-0.0
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 *-0.0
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 +0.0
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 *+0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC+4.7-0.7-2.9
+2.4-0.1-1.5
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.2*-0.0-0.3
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1+0.2+0.3
-0.0*+0.1+0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.3*+0.0-0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.1+0.3+0.2
-0.0+0.1+0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.1*+0.1+0.2
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.2*+0.1-0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.0
Meatsafe Murder vs wat do?-0.1*+0.2+0.2
+0.0+0.1-0.0
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.1*+0.1+0.2
-0.0+0.1+0.1
the Malachi bru vs SA Meat Commiss+0.1*+0.0-0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Le Toux Live Crew vs Average-0.1+0.2+0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.1*+0.1-0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.2*+0.0-0.0
+0.1+0.0-0.0
CupWinningChivas vs Holy Toledo!-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Real Calvinball vs Erika Tymrak 4+0.1*+0.1-0.1
-0.1*-0.0+0.0
BBTA Compass vs Placeholder FC-0.1*+0.0+0.1
-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife*+0.0-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Victorious Secret finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6615-0-0In0123240123No217
6414-1-0In7137332020No15
6314-0-1In131726281870No252
6213-2-0In94518999No11
6113-1-1In0316253714410No387
6013-0-2In01516282716510No2,601*
5912-2-1In0111527271540No256
5812-1-2In0141225282082100No3,187*
5712-0-3In01412232720103100No14,532*
5611-2-2In016152425178310No1,833
5511-1-399.9%00271824241572000No16,297*
5411-0-499.0002614222418931000No54,958*
5310-2-396.40027152324178310No8,506*
5210-1-487.4001271522231683100No55,234*
5110-0-560.300015121923201252000No148,271*
509-2-436.6001511192420125200No25,390*
499-1-517.4000151119232013621000No133,613*
489-0-63.1000127142122171041000No287,665
8-3-44.3001381521211793100No6,934*
478-2-50.6000261320231811410000No54,584*
468-1-60.1000026121922191252000No234,284*
458-0-70.00000137152122171041000No430,964
7-3-5Out0013916222215831000No12,902*
447-2-6Out00126132023181151000No83,684*
437-1-7Out0000261219221912520000No306,754*
427-0-8Out000137142122171041000No486,161
6-3-6Out0013916212115831000No17,420*
416-2-7Out000026132023191141000No94,309*
406-1-8Out0000251219231912520000No299,659*
396-0-9Out00013715212217941000No417,432
5-3-7Out001391521221683100No16,393*
385-2-8Out00026132123191141000No77,965*
375-1-9Out0000261220231911520000No217,936*
365-0-10Out00013815222216931000No268,406
4-3-8Out00139162222158310No11,040*
354-2-9Out00027142123181041000No46,404*
344-1-10Out000026142123181041000No115,429*
334-0-11Out00014917222115721000No132,311*
323-2-10Out001381623231673000No19,317*
313-1-11Out00013917232215720000No42,486*
303-0-12Out0002614222418103100No44,738*
292-2-11Out0025132226199300No5,377*
282-1-12Out00126152426177200No10,556*
272-0-13Out0002614252818710No10,044*
261-2-12Out0171729261540No862*
251-1-13Out031022312670No1,555*
241-0-14Out013112735212No1,330*
230-2-13Out615373471No71
220-1-14Out3112844122No98
210-0-15Out42051214No274
Total:6.7%000000000001111222334445555555554433322111100000000No4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs