How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.4
-1.4
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 -0.1
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 +0.0
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 +0.0
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad-0.1*+0.0+0.2
*+0.0*-0.0No
-0.8+0.4+2.6
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender+0.0+0.0-0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.0*-0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Wooden Spooners vs Hashtag FC Boot-0.0+0.1+0.0
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC+0.0*+0.0-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.0+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Union Are Bad finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6015-0-0In21229321392No202
5814-1-0In100No1
5714-0-1In52220321722No41
5613-2-0In100No1
5513-1-1In1131925251941No68
5413-0-298.5%0171522191912411No537*
5312-2-196.04410203612104No50
5212-1-285.1016132322199410No820
5112-0-354.70149182220157310No3,881*
5011-2-238.2014122120221162No534
4911-1-312.9001391621221583100No4,979*
4811-0-42.00025111822191372100No18,404*
4710-2-30.4001512182319136200No2,854*
4610-1-40.00014916212115831000No21,623*
4510-0-5Out000251118222013721000No64,376*
449-2-4Out0014111723201372100No11,532*
439-1-5Out00013815212116941000No66,130*
429-0-6Out0000141016212115831000No163,218*
418-2-5Out0001391723211573100No31,134*
408-1-6Out000137142122171041000No148,859*
398-0-7Out000014916222115831000No304,206
7-3-5Out00024101723201372100No8,627*
387-2-6Out00013917232215721000No61,180*
377-1-7Out000137142122171041000No250,879*
367-0-8Out0000141017232114721000No442,273
6-3-6Out0002511192320135200No14,544*
356-2-7Out00014101823211462000No88,392*
346-1-8Out0001381623221683100No314,114*
336-0-9Out0000251220242011510000No488,285
5-3-7Out00002613212418104100No17,588*
325-2-8Out00026132224191041000No93,887*
315-1-9Out000015122024201141000No294,024*
305-0-10Out000139182423146100No406,060
4-3-8Out001410192522125100No15,590*
294-2-9Out001411212621114100No72,184*
284-1-10Out000141222262110300No200,554*
274-0-11Out000141122282310200No251,031
3-3-9Out001412242821820No9,347*
263-2-10Out001515272917400No38,957*
253-1-11Out000282031281110No97,696*
243-0-12Out0002925372430No114,482*
232-2-11Out01418373470No14,188*
222-1-12Out002103244120No32,061*
212-0-13Out0032150242No34,270*
201-2-12Out01124933400.0%3,090*
191-1-13Out0074442600.06,345*
181-0-14Out0231521400.26,184*
170-2-13Out127502100.3308
160-1-14Out118562421.5596
150-0-15Out6504143.8718
Total:0.1%00000000000000000001111122233445556666666554321000.0%4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs