How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Stay Free Last 84 Top up top 70 -3.5
-1.4
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
-0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.1
*-0.0
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.1
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 +0.1
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 -0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 -0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Crabgrass United vs Top up top-5.1-0.4+5.1
-1.6-0.3+1.6
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.2*-0.1+0.2
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.2*+0.0+0.2
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.2*+0.1-0.2
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.2*+0.1+0.2
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.2*+0.1-0.2
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.1*-0.2+0.2
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.1*+0.2-0.1
+0.1*+0.1-0.1
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.1*-0.2+0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad-0.1+0.0+0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife-0.1+0.0+0.1
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC+0.0*+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Top up top finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
74-78In100No487*
7313-1-1In982No414
7213-0-2In9730No2,396*
7112-2-1In9640No212
7012-1-2In9280No2,653*
6912-0-3In8613100No10,682*
6811-2-2In79201No1,377
6711-1-3In742420No10,599*
6611-0-4In6133610No32,177*
6510-2-3In5338910No4,755*
6410-1-4In424115200No29,362*
6310-0-5In2742247100No69,999
9-3-3In314320610No1,322*
629-2-4In1939291020No12,123*
619-1-5In123234175100No58,674*
609-0-6In52032271341000No115,931
8-3-4In520332612300No3,042*
598-2-5In2132830197200No22,025*
588-1-6In161929251451000No88,471*
578-0-7In02819262414620000No149,675
7-3-5In02920282312510No4,851*
567-2-6In004112226211141000No29,309*
557-1-7In0015132225191041000No99,852
6-4-5In1714232517741000No732
547-0-8In00141018232114731000No149,760
6-3-6In014111824201362100No5,561*
536-2-7In00014111923211362100No29,255*
526-1-8100.0%0001491621201584100000No87,873*
516-0-998.6000025101621191483100000No116,251
5-3-798.70026111821181373100No4,849*
505-2-895.1001410172120148310000No21,906*
495-1-976.600012612172018127310000No58,988*
485-0-1033.80001251016191914941000No69,464
4-3-838.3001361118191714731000No3,095*
474-2-914.500014914201915952000No12,288*
464-1-102.200002491418191510521000No29,431*
454-0-110.10000136111619171384100000No31,674
3-3-9Out113814181915126310No1,337*
443-2-100.000002491519191510521000No4,769*
433-1-11Out00024813171916116310No10,646*
423-0-12Out00125915191814942100No11,054*
412-2-11Out0013814172017115210No1,328*
402-1-12Out00137121720161263100No2,670*
392-0-13Out0115101518201495210No2,512*
381-2-12Out14913201522962No244
371-1-13Out001591314201711611No412*
361-0-14Out01491614211711521No346*
350-2-13Out17281722666No18
340-1-14Out8211713211344No24
330-0-15Out11561528191482No93
Total:87.8%7898877655443322221111111000000000000000000000000No1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs