SPORTS CLUB STATS

Your team’s chances of making the playoffs

Being true to yourself,
80’s style

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Scum United 36 wat do? 80 -3.9
+0.2
-2.6
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 -0.1
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 +0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Garbageman FC vs Scum United-2.3-1.2+2.4
+0.2*+0.0-0.2
-2.5-1.0+2.5
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.1*-0.1+0.1
-0.0*-0.1+0.0
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.1*+0.0+0.1
+0.0+0.1-0.0
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.1*-0.1+0.1
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.1*+0.0-0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.1*-0.0-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1*+0.1-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.1*+0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*+0.1+0.0
Lenhart's Pubes vs Panther City FC+0.0+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Scum United finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6115-0-0In830421622No96
5914-1-0In43831234No26
5814-0-1In0618302512620No358
5713-2-0In714214377No14
5613-1-1In131122242310410No425
5513-0-2In01513212420104100No2,484*
5412-2-1In014102223201242No210
5312-1-2In01410162321157210No2,665*
5212-0-399.9%0014101822201373100No10,702*
5111-2-298.8002713192117106310No1,310
5011-1-394.1001491621201584110No10,569*
4911-0-480.00001371319201711621000No32,279*
4810-2-341.900138121820161263100No4,924*
4710-1-413.70000148141919161052100No29,432*
4610-0-53.3000126111619181384200000No71,113*
459-2-40.200125914181914105210000No12,142*
449-1-50.000012491519191595210000No58,098*
439-0-6Out00012610161918148420000No116,567
8-3-4Out001371217191712731000No3,107
428-2-5Out0002481418191510621000No21,802*
418-1-6Out000024914192016105210000No87,396*
408-0-7Out000012510151918149420000No150,398
7-3-5Out00126111619181394100No4,790*
397-2-6Out000014914181915105210000No29,199*
387-1-7Out0000025916201915941000No100,404*
377-0-8Out00001361217201813731000No150,112
6-3-6Out000137131819161263100No5,794*
366-2-7Out0000136121820181262100No29,400*
356-1-8Out000014916212116931000No87,711*
346-0-9Out00013713192218115100No116,264
5-3-7Out0001381421211710410No4,945*
335-2-8Out000014101722211472000No21,980*
325-1-9Out0000139162323167200No58,593*
315-0-10Out00013917242415610No69,840
4-3-8Out00013919242215610No3,050*
304-2-9Out00028172625165100.0%12,060*
294-1-10Out00013920292511200.129,425*
284-0-11Out0001413253220500.432,973*
273-2-10Out0151631311411.34,788*
263-1-11Out02926382233.410,791*
253-0-12Out01420393065.611,069*
242-2-11Out021037391212.21,315*
232-1-12Out1526482020.12,711*
222-0-13Out0320502726.72,575*
211-2-12Out116473635.8215
201-1-13Out19424948.5404*
191-0-14Out05375858.0319*
180-2-13Out5158080.020
170-1-14Out257575.020
160-0-15Out158584.584
Total:4.4%00000000000011111111222223223333333444444444333322100.2%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs
Updated Tuesday, 2023-11-7 2:45 PM Eastern (GMT-05:00)