Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Scum United 36 wat do? 80 -1.5
-1.9
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.1
-0.1
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.1
+0.0
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 -0.1
+0.0
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 +0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 *+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Garbageman FC vs Scum United-0.4-0.3+0.4
-1.9-0.7+1.8
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC-0.1*+0.0+0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1+0.0-0.0
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Wooden Spooners vs Hashtag FC Boot-0.0+0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Scum United finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6115-0-0In21734291610No208
5914-1-0In255025No12
5814-0-1In413252723600No234
5713-2-0In3030102010No10
5613-1-1In01713192621931No305
5513-0-2100.0%017162325177310No2,076*
5412-2-198.83513212521921No164
5312-1-295.80261422241893100No2,577
5212-0-385.2002614222318104100No11,432*
5111-2-261.700161119242012420No1,492
5011-1-335.60014111923211362000No12,782*
4911-0-414.7000149172221147310000No43,890*
4810-2-33.30013713202217114100No6,700*
4710-1-40.4000251219231912520000No44,794*
4610-0-50.10000141017222014731000No123,223*
459-2-40.0000127131922181152000No20,914*
449-1-5Out00025111822201362000No113,118*
439-0-6Out0000149162121158310000No255,023*
428-2-5Out000126121922181252000No47,205*
418-1-6Out00001410182221147210000No209,324*
408-0-7Out00013816212216831000No392,525
7-3-5Out001410172221157210No11,836*
397-2-6Out00025121923191252000No76,818*
387-1-7Out000141018232114620000No289,791*
377-0-8Out00013816222216831000No474,710
6-3-6Out0014101723211472100No16,506*
366-2-7Out00026132023191151000No93,062*
356-1-8Out000141119242113520000No305,184*
346-0-9Out0000141018232114720000No439,606
5-3-7Out00015111924201252000No16,921*
335-2-8Out00013715222317931000No83,088*
325-1-9Out00026142224181031000No240,987*
315-0-10Out000026142124191041000No309,811
4-3-8Out000271522231793100No12,548*
304-2-9Out0001512202420114100No54,046*
294-1-10Out0001411212621114100No140,727*
284-0-11Out00015132226209200No163,279
3-3-9Out002614232519920No6,510*
273-2-10Out001513242820820No25,269*
263-1-11Out001515272917400No58,906*
253-0-12Out000282132261010No64,481*
242-2-11Out0031127352130No7,917*
232-1-12Out01418383360No16,575*
222-0-13Out002103342121No16,718*
211-2-12Out14234823200.1%1,443*
201-1-13Out011546334No2,869*
191-0-14Out0084342700.22,537*
180-2-13Out1384418No128
170-1-14Out119591900.5217
160-0-15Out14552911.5406
Total:0.7%00000000000000011111222334445555555554443322110000.0%4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs