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How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Holy Toledo! 34 SA Meat Commiss 36 +8.5
+2.0
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.6
-0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.4
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.4
+0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.3
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 -0.3
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.3
-0.0
ArgenTimbers 48 Erika Tymrak 4 21 -0.2
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 -0.2
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 -0.2
-0.0
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.2
+0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.2
-0.0
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.2
Victorious Secret 59 Wooden Spooners 51 -0.1
-0.0
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 *-0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 +0.1
+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
the Malachi bru vs SA Meat Commiss-8.1-0.9+12.2
-1.4-0.1+2.1
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.3+0.7+1.0
-0.0+0.1+0.1
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.4*-0.1-0.8
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.7+0.5-0.4
+0.0*+0.1-0.0
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.8*+0.3-0.3
+0.1+0.0-0.0
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.3*+0.3+0.7
-0.0+0.1+0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.4+0.4+0.6
-0.0+0.1+0.1
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.3*+0.2+0.5
-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Meatsafe Murder vs wat do?-0.3*+0.3+0.4
-0.0*+0.1+0.0
Le Toux Live Crew vs Average-0.3+0.4+0.3
-0.0*+0.1+0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.5+0.4-0.1
+0.1+0.1-0.0
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC+0.3+0.4-0.2
-0.0+0.1-0.0
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.4*+0.2-0.2
CupWinningChivas vs Holy Toledo!-0.2+0.3+0.2
Real Calvinball vs Erika Tymrak 4+0.3*+0.1-0.2
BBTA Compass vs Placeholder FC-0.3*+0.1+0.2
-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.2*+0.0+0.3
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.1*+0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the SA Meat Commiss finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6915-0-0In533401921No392
6714-1-0In11435341231No237
6614-0-1In042136261020No2,796
6513-2-0In2132933167No123
6413-1-1In072435238200No3,112
6313-0-2In002112632207200No17,909*
6212-2-1In162030271240No1,676
6112-1-2In02112530219200No17,903*
6012-0-3In003122428209200No67,982*
5911-2-2In017182826145100No8,367*
5811-1-3In0029212823124100No63,059*
5711-0-4100.0%000291926231351000No178,345*
5610-2-3100.0001412232619103100No26,983*
5510-1-499.900015132325191031000No150,444*
5410-0-598.4000141120252112510000No329,208
9-3-398.80015122125191041000No6,998*
539-2-495.7000161322251993100No57,546*
529-1-583.9000025132124191141000No253,687*
519-0-654.6000013918232214721000No457,789
8-3-459.50014111924211351000No12,897*
508-2-535.900014111924211252000No86,168*
498-1-614.300014917232114721000No313,909*
488-0-72.40000261320231911520000No478,485
7-3-53.30013715212217104100No17,231*
477-2-60.500027142123181041000No93,082*
467-1-70.10000251219222012620000No288,469*
457-0-80.000001271420221810410000No380,120
6-3-6Out001391521211693100No16,445*
446-2-7Out00012714212218104100No74,673*
436-1-8Out0000251219221912621000No197,863*
426-0-9Out0001261320221811510000No229,595
5-3-7Out0013814212117104100No11,044*
415-2-8Out000126142022181141000No43,611*
405-1-9Out000025111822201362100No101,224*
395-0-10Out001261219221912520000No109,370*
384-2-9Out000026122023191252000No18,437*
374-1-10Out00014101722201473100No37,863*
364-0-11Out00025121922201262000No36,675*
353-2-10Out001512192321125100No5,501*
343-1-11Out001491721221573100No10,086*
333-0-12Out00025122023201152000No8,658*
322-2-11Out0251221231913410No1,073*
312-1-12Out00141021242013520No1,773*
302-0-13Out0013615242516720No1,413*
291-2-12Out541422291791No114
281-1-13Out04112221191641No202
271-0-14Out1410172726122No139*
260-2-13Out13253825No8
250-1-14Out2211223311No9
240-0-15Out51837363No211
Total:35.2%00000111233445566666555443332211111000000000000000No4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs