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Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 -4.1
-1.0
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.5
-0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.4
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.3
*No
+0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.3
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 -0.2
ArgenTimbers 48 Erika Tymrak 4 21 -0.2
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 -0.2
-0.0
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.2
-0.0
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 -0.2
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
-0.0
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 +0.1
*+0.0
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 -0.1
Victorious Secret 59 Wooden Spooners 51 -0.1
-0.0
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 *-0.1
*-0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Real Calvinball vs Erika Tymrak 4+6.5-0.9-4.3
+2.3-0.1-1.5
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1+0.3+0.4
-0.0+0.1+0.1
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.2*-0.1-0.4
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.3*+0.1-0.2
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.2*+0.2+0.3
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.4+0.2-0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.2+0.3+0.3
-0.0*+0.1+0.1
Meatsafe Murder vs wat do?-0.2*+0.1+0.2
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.1*+0.1+0.3
-0.0*+0.1+0.1
BBTA Compass vs Placeholder FC-0.1+0.2*+0.0
-0.1+0.0+0.0
the Malachi bru vs SA Meat Commiss+0.1*+0.1-0.2
+0.0+0.0-0.1
CupWinningChivas vs Holy Toledo!-0.1+0.2+0.1
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC+0.1*+0.1-0.1
-0.1*+0.0+0.0
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.2*+0.0-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.2*+0.1-0.1
+0.1+0.1-0.0
Le Toux Live Crew vs Average-0.1*+0.1+0.1
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.1*+0.1+0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife*+0.0-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Real Calvinball finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6615-0-0In16213626100No261
6414-1-0In2227441493No66
6314-0-1In021231281871No885
6213-2-0In52734259No44
6113-1-1In0313282919620No1,111
6013-0-2In014142728177100No6,860*
5912-2-1In2823262511410No635
5812-1-2In0041224282010310No7,959*
5712-0-3In01311212721114100No32,287*
5611-2-2In01513242620731No3,984*
5511-1-399.9%00261524241783100No33,270*
5411-0-498.600151221242011410000No100,893*
5310-2-395.500261422251893100No15,232*
5210-1-484.700026142123181041000No92,271*
5110-0-555.30001410182321147210000No228,657*
509-2-434.3000141019242113620000No38,949*
499-1-514.6000141017222114731000No189,284*
489-0-62.400002612202219115200000No376,024
8-3-43.2001271421221794100No9,608*
478-2-50.400026132023191151000No70,159*
468-1-60.10000251119222013621000No281,567*
458-0-70.00001271320221811510000No475,480
7-3-50.00001381521211694100No15,620*
447-2-6Out000026132023191141000No91,883*
437-1-7Out0000251118221913621000No311,786*
427-0-8Out0001261320221811510000No455,956
6-3-6Out001381521221693100No17,470*
416-2-7Out00026132023191151000No88,220*
406-1-8Out0002511182220136210000No260,254*
396-0-9Out0001261320221811510000No332,522
5-3-7Out001371521221794100No14,281*
385-2-8Out00026122023191151000No62,611*
375-1-9Out0000151118232013621000No160,402*
365-0-10Out0001261320231811510000No182,834
4-3-8Out0137162222169410No8,201*
354-2-9Out0002613202319114100No31,593*
344-1-10Out00015111923201262000No73,134*
334-0-11Out00012715222317931000No77,597*
323-2-10Out00271522231893100No11,443*
313-1-11Out00127142223189410No23,717*
303-0-12Out0001411202421125100No22,245*
292-2-11Out00151121262110310No2,711*
282-1-12Out0025132226201020No4,897*
272-0-13Out001412232822920No4,236*
261-2-12Out251329281931No394
251-1-13Out02921332680No625*
241-0-14Out02103032243No500*
230-2-13Out6393322No18
220-1-14Out3832498No37
210-0-15Out31648303No231
Total:10.8%000000000111122333445555555554443322211110000000000No4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs