How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -6.2
-1.7
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.3
-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.3
-0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.2
-0.0
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.2
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.2
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.2
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.2
*No
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 *No
-0.1
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.0
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
BBTA Compass vs Placeholder FC-8.3-1.2+8.4
-1.9-0.4+2.0
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.4*+0.2+0.3
-0.1*+0.1+0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.3*+0.2+0.3
-0.1+0.0*+0.0
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.3*+0.1-0.3
+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.3*-0.3+0.3
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.3*+0.3-0.3
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.2*+0.0-0.2
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.2*+0.3+0.2
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.2*+0.4+0.2
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.2*+0.1-0.2
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.0+0.1-0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.1-0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad-0.1+0.0+0.1
Crabgrass United vs Top up top+0.0*+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Placeholder FC finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
73-75In100No115*
7214-0-1In973No354
7113-2-0In937No14
7013-1-1In937No385
6913-0-2In871310No2,375*
6812-2-1In80201No179
6712-1-2In742330No2,662*
6612-0-3In6430600No10,926*
6511-2-2In5338910No1,309
6411-1-3In43411420No10,567*
6311-0-4In284223610No32,170*
6210-2-3In19382911300No4,853*
6110-1-4In12323317510No29,246*
6010-0-5In5203326123100No69,751
9-3-3In52231261151No1,350
599-2-4In2122630198200No12,255*
589-1-5In16192925145100No58,483*
579-0-6In0281927241451000No115,909
8-3-4In02921262213510No2,953*
568-2-5In003102126221241000No21,865*
558-1-6In0015132225191041000No87,798*
548-0-7In00141019232013621000No149,783
7-3-5In01412212419125200No4,714*
537-2-6In0014101923211362000No29,277*
527-1-7100.0%000141017212014831000No100,775*
517-0-898.800000251118211813731000No150,080
6-3-699.20027131921171162100No5,646*
506-2-795.500151017212014831000No29,113*
496-1-880.20001371318201711621000No87,895*
486-0-939.600001371217191712731000No116,902
5-3-743.40147131819171063100No4,834*
475-2-815.700024915201915942000No21,828*
465-1-93.500012611161918138410000No58,704*
455-0-100.100001481317191611631000No69,852
4-3-80.30012581419191510521000No3,039*
444-2-90.00001251016191914841000No12,293*
434-1-10Out0001261015191814942100No29,358*
424-0-11Out00001371217191712731000No33,283*
413-2-10Out00024915191915952100No4,866*
403-1-11Out001259151818151052100No10,733*
393-0-12Out00001371217191713731000No10,860*
382-2-11Out002581420191694200No1,322*
372-1-12Out0127101519191584100No2,674*
362-0-13Out001259142021149410No2,463*
351-2-12Out245141827171030No230*
341-1-13Out0151018202015820No415*
331-0-14Out00026142124161051No358*
320-2-13Out442052884No25
310-1-14Out3122921323No34
300-0-15Out1214192824102No93
Total:75.1%245666665555444333222221111111100000000000000000000No1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs