How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Panther City FC 31 Average 42 -3.9
+0.2
-2.6
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
-0.1
-0.1
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.1
-0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.1
*+0.1
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 *+0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Lenhart's Pubes vs Panther City FC-2.3-1.5+2.4
+0.2*-0.0-0.2
-2.4-1.0+2.5
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.1*+0.1-0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.1*+0.1+0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.0*-0.0+0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.1*-0.0-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1*-0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1-0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Panther City FC finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6115-0-0In1733341131No90
5914-1-0In19153022114No27
5814-0-1In2614312815410No327
5713-2-0In61122331711No18
5613-1-1In04112026231051No386
5513-0-2In0251323241894100No2,384*
5412-2-1In23112318231261No218
5312-1-2In001391823221372100No2,629
5212-0-3100.0%0014101722211483100No10,599*
5111-2-298.90025131922181162100No1,326
5011-1-394.90001491521211593100No10,657*
4911-0-479.800013713182017116210000No31,867*
4810-2-340.50137121819181263100No4,845*
4710-1-413.90001481419201610521000No29,281*
4610-0-53.000012510151918149421000No71,373*
459-2-40.10012491418181510621000No12,076*
449-1-50.00000249151919159521000No58,644*
439-0-6Out000012510151818149521000No116,531
8-3-4Out00137111517181484100No3,070*
428-2-5Out0001481317181611631000No21,810*
418-1-6Out00001481419201610521000No87,400*
408-0-7Out000012491518191510521000No150,405
7-3-5Out000251016191714941000No4,922*
397-2-6Out00001481317191711631000No29,103*
387-1-7Out000024915201915941000No99,841*
377-0-8Out000012611172018137310000No149,386
6-3-6Out00136121720171373100No5,785*
366-2-7Out001361217201813731000No29,370*
356-1-8Out00014915212116941000No88,204*
346-0-9Out00013613192218115200No116,352
5-3-7Out0013714192217105100No4,711*
335-2-8Out001491622211682000No21,801*
325-1-9Out000139172323167200No59,251*
315-0-10Out0001381724241661000.0%70,009
4-3-8Out0013918232515510No3,077*
304-2-9Out000127172626165100.012,236*
294-1-10Out0003921302411200.129,545*
284-0-11Out001412263119500.433,134*
273-2-10Out00151631311321.55,023*
263-1-11Out021027362133.110,712*
253-0-12Out01520392966.211,030*
242-2-11Out011233411313.01,313*
232-1-12Out00727471918.82,719*
222-0-13Out0421492626.12,393*
211-2-12Out416433737.4222
201-1-13Out07435049.6367
191-0-14Out04445151.4364*
180-2-13Out653535.317
170-1-14Out148686.229
160-0-15Out1108988.889
Total:4.4%00000000000011111111122223222333333444444444433322100.2%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs