How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -1.3
+0.8
-2.2
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.1
-0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.3
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.2
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 +0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 +0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Lenhart's Pubes vs Panther City FC+0.6-0.4-0.5
-0.8*+0.1+0.8
+2.1-0.6-2.0
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.3*-0.0-0.3
-0.0-0.1+0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.2*-0.0-0.2
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1*-0.0+0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.1*-0.0+0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1+0.0+0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1*-0.0+0.1
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC+0.0*+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Lenhart's Pubes finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
5715-0-0In41329182384No92
5514-1-0In3143723203No35
5414-0-1In027141922218421No357
5313-2-0In77212121714No14
5213-1-1In1171319191911631No377
5113-0-299.0%00138141921171042100No2,433*
5012-2-193.3133820221812742No223
4912-1-282.70014915201815105200No2,600*
4812-0-346.3001481518191510621000No10,740*
4711-2-214.8011581621181494210No1,343
4611-1-34.20013712171917126310000No10,785*
4511-0-40.200012591518181510521000No32,261*
4410-2-3Out0125915192015842000No4,804*
4310-1-4Out00001371216181712731000No29,239*
4210-0-5Out000012481418181611621000No71,260*
419-2-4Out000024915182016105200No12,236*
409-1-5Out000013611161918148410000No58,071*
399-0-6Out000014813181916116210000No116,299
8-3-4Out1259141918141052100No2,993
388-2-5Out000251015191915941000No21,870*
378-1-6Out00001371218201712731000No87,769*
368-0-7Out00001261117201913731000No149,683
7-3-5Out00137121920171262000No4,878
357-2-6Out00001491521211694100No29,046*
347-1-7Out0000137142021181041000No100,753*
337-0-8Out00001491622211582000No149,917
6-3-6Out001411172221146200No5,825*
326-2-7Out000138162423167200No29,243*
316-1-8Out001391825231561000.0%88,177*
306-0-9Out000027162626165100.0116,944
5-3-7Out00391825251541No4,871*
295-2-8Out0013921292411200.121,809*
285-1-9Out0001413263120500.358,898*
275-0-10Out000151631321421.669,741
4-3-8Out00161731321221.52,949*
264-2-9Out002926382133.312,163*
254-1-10Out01520383066.229,309*
244-0-11Out0011034411313.232,947*
233-2-10Out0626472121.14,899*
223-1-11Out00320492828.010,626*
213-0-12Out0112474039.910,848*
202-2-11Out08434948.71,350*
192-1-12Out05385756.82,584*
182-0-13Out03316666.42,545*
171-2-12Out1227777.1214
161-1-13Out1188281.5411
151-0-14Out109090.1383*
140-2-13Out59595.020
130-1-14Out99191.435
120-0-15Out29898.099
Total:0.8%0000000000000000000111111111222233333444555666665421.5%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs