How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +1.9
-0.5
+2.4
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.1
-0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 +0.1
-0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.2
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 +0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 *+0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 -0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+2.6-1.4-2.5
-0.2*+0.0+0.2
+2.5-1.0-2.4
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.1*+0.1-0.1
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1*-0.0+0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.1*-0.0+0.1
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1*+0.1-0.1
Meatsafe Murder vs wat do?+0.0*+0.1-0.0
Lenhart's Pubes vs Panther City FC*-0.0+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the KB's BTA SC finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6115-0-0In163426222No89
5914-1-0In81430192433No37
5814-0-1In1118282613310No316
5713-2-0In6193813196No16
5613-1-1In12121629231340No421
5513-0-2In01614242516821000No2,501*
5412-2-1In171222261510322No218
5312-1-2In01410182320147210No2,608*
5212-0-3100.0%000151219221913621000No10,757*
5111-2-299.901371421181812520No1,335
5011-1-394.90014101620211484100No10,497*
4911-0-483.700149152020159521000No32,611*
4810-2-349.900141015191914952100No4,826*
4710-1-415.0000149151919159420000No29,189*
4610-0-54.3000013712171917127310000No71,219*
459-2-40.30001361116181813842000No12,079*
449-1-50.000012510151919148410000No58,803*
439-0-6Out000013712171917127310000No116,533
8-3-4Out000248131918171162100No3,015*
428-2-5Out00012510151918149420000No22,017*
418-1-6Out0001251015191915942000No88,329*
408-0-7Out0000137121719171273100000No149,907
7-3-5Out00013714181917116310No4,723*
397-2-6Out0001251015191914842100No29,165*
387-1-7Out00012510162019148310000No100,251*
377-0-8Out00001381318201711521000No150,183
6-3-6Out00024914191916105110No5,598*
366-2-7Out0001381419201710521000No28,656*
356-1-8Out000241017212015831000No88,384*
346-0-9Out000014915202116941000No115,889
5-3-7Out00149152122158310No4,924*
335-2-8Out0012512182220135200No21,965*
325-1-9Out000149182422146200No58,391*
315-0-10Out000141119252213410No69,899
4-3-8Out00251220242013410No3,024*
304-2-9Out001391926241340No12,151*
294-1-10Out00131021302310200.1%29,051*
284-0-11Out001515272917400.333,130*
273-2-10Out00261932281211.24,841*
263-1-11Out0021027372033.310,785*
253-0-12Out01622382766.211,003*
242-2-11Out0011334391212.11,315*
232-1-12Out1726462020.22,679*
222-0-13Out422462928.72,550*
211-2-12Out114473838.0229
201-1-13Out112394848.3358*
191-0-14Out4405655.9358*
180-2-13Out227877.818
170-1-14Out138786.730
160-0-15Out148686.395
Total:4.7%00000000000011111112122223223334333444444444333322100.2%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs