How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Holy Toledo! 34 SA Meat Commiss 36 -8.9
-1.9
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.7
-0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.5
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.4
+0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.4
ArgenTimbers 48 Erika Tymrak 4 21 -0.3
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 -0.3
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.3
-0.0
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.3
-0.0
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 -0.2
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.2
+0.0
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 -0.2
-0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.2
*-0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 +0.2
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.1
Victorious Secret 59 Wooden Spooners 51 -0.1
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 -0.1
-0.0
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
*-0.0
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 *+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
CupWinningChivas vs Holy Toledo!-5.2-1.1+7.8
-1.5-0.1+2.3
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.2+0.5+0.6
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.3*-0.1-0.5
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.5+0.4-0.2
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.4+0.3-0.3
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.2*+0.2+0.4
-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.2*+0.1+0.4
-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.2+0.3+0.3
-0.0+0.1+0.1
Meatsafe Murder vs wat do?-0.2*+0.1+0.2
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC+0.2*+0.2-0.2
the Malachi bru vs SA Meat Commiss+0.1*+0.1-0.2
+0.0-0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.3*-0.0-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.3*+0.2-0.1
+0.1+0.1-0.0
Real Calvinball vs Erika Tymrak 4+0.2*-0.0-0.1
BBTA Compass vs Placeholder FC-0.2*+0.1+0.1
-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.1*+0.1+0.1
-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Le Toux Live Crew vs Average-0.1*+0.1+0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.0*+0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Holy Toledo! finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6615-0-0In720362692No330
6414-1-0In15283227511No138
6314-0-1In0210263021820No1,825
6213-2-0In2182930163No92
6113-1-1In03102531207300No2,107
6013-0-2In003132429208200No12,155*
5912-2-1In01716292615510No1,116
5812-1-2In002921282212410No12,675*
5712-0-3100.0%00392026231351000No49,290*
5611-2-2100.001412222620103100No6,208*
5511-1-399.900151423251893100No47,791*
5411-0-498.40014122025201251000No138,132*
5310-2-395.00001513212519104100No20,803*
5210-1-484.3000026132124181041000No120,424*
5110-0-555.30000141018232114721000No279,571*
509-2-434.200014101924211362000No47,630*
499-1-514.70001410172321147210000No218,736*
489-0-62.50000261320231911520000No414,289
8-3-43.2001271521231694100No11,463*
478-2-50.500026132023181141000No77,103*
468-1-60.10000251219221912620000No295,286*
458-0-70.0000127142022181041000No473,450
7-3-5Out001391621211694100No16,452*
447-2-6Out00126132023181041000No92,710*
437-1-7Out0000251219221912620000No300,421*
427-0-8Out000127132022181151000No419,003
6-3-6Out0013816212216931000No16,700*
416-2-7Out000261320231811410000No81,861*
406-1-8Out0000251118222013621000No230,116*
396-0-9Out0000261320221811520000No283,459
5-3-7Out0013815212117941000No12,781*
385-2-8Out000025122023191152000No53,561*
375-1-9Out0000141018222014721000No133,798*
365-0-10Out000026122023191151000No147,067
4-3-8Out0013715212316103100No6,860*
354-2-9Out00025122023191151000No25,735*
344-1-10Out000151118232013620000No57,147*
334-0-11Out00127142123181041000No59,391*
323-2-10Out0002614222318103100No8,809*
313-1-11Out002613212319104100No17,485*
303-0-12Out001410182422146100No16,671*
292-2-11Out0141120262112400No2,013*
282-1-12Out00151121272110300No3,675*
272-0-13Out014102030231030No3,212*
261-2-12Out031528262150No277*
251-1-13Out026173329130No436*
241-0-14Out1292637232No371*
230-2-13Out71148304No27
220-1-14Out3176217No29
210-0-15Out11058282No223
Total:14.3%00000001111223344455555555544433222111110000000000No4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs