"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +4.1
+0.8
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.4
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.3
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.3
+0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.3
-0.0
ArgenTimbers 48 Erika Tymrak 4 21 -0.2
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 -0.2
-0.0
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.2
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 -0.2
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
-0.0
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 -0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.1
-0.0
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-7.0-2.4+2.9
-1.7-0.7+0.7
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.2*-0.1-0.4
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1+0.3+0.4
-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.2+0.3+0.3
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.4*+0.0-0.1
+0.1+0.0-0.0
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.3+0.2-0.2
+0.1*+0.0-0.0
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.2*+0.1+0.3
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.1*+0.1+0.3
Meatsafe Murder vs wat do?-0.2*+0.1+0.2
the Malachi bru vs SA Meat Commiss+0.1*+0.1-0.2
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.2*+0.1-0.1
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC+0.2*+0.0-0.1
+0.1+0.0-0.0
Le Toux Live Crew vs Average-0.1*+0.2+0.1
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.1*+0.1+0.1
BBTA Compass vs Placeholder FC-0.1*+0.0+0.1
+0.1+0.0-0.0
CupWinningChivas vs Holy Toledo!-0.1*+0.2+0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Real Calvinball vs Erika Tymrak 4+0.1*+0.1-0.1
+0.1*+0.0-0.0
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad-0.0+0.1+0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.1+0.1-0.0
Crabgrass United vs Top up top+0.0+0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Holy Divers finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
7515-0-0In682840No1,588
7314-1-0In4641121No1,448
7214-0-1In284423400No14,408
7113-2-0In20423260No699
7013-1-1In1237361320No13,575
6913-0-2In5243924610No67,329*
6812-2-1In317363111200No6,354
6712-1-2In110313518400No60,360*
6612-0-3In0419342911200No192,015*
6511-2-2In0211303418400No24,750*
6411-1-3In0162234259200No154,878*
6311-0-4In0021127332071000No358,099
10-3-2In0313293218510No6,122
6210-2-3In01519332712300No56,973*
6110-1-4In0021227312071000No265,521*
6010-0-5In00414272918610000No483,685
9-3-3In01516292815510No12,992*
599-2-4In0018213024123100No88,624*
589-1-5In00031224282092000No324,172*
579-0-6100.0%00014122327201031000No481,906
8-3-4In0015142427188210No17,522*
568-2-5100.0000161626251672000No96,329*
558-1-6100.0000281825231562000No288,762*
548-0-799.200027152324178310000No360,720
7-3-599.500281724231562000No16,864*
537-2-697.3000381824231572000No74,868*
527-1-789.50013817232215731000No191,414*
517-0-863.70000261320231911510000No205,234
6-3-668.6012715212318941000No11,581*
506-2-743.80002614212318104100No43,184*
496-1-820.30000261220221912520000No93,794*
486-0-93.800013715212217941000No88,791
5-3-75.0001491722211573100No5,661*
475-2-81.000137152122161041000No18,033*
465-1-90.100126131922181152000No34,619*
455-0-10Out00137142022171041000No30,735*
444-2-9Out0002714202218104100No5,404*
434-1-10Out00026121821201262100No9,438*
424-0-11Out00136122021181152000No7,482*
413-2-10Out00241419232011520No1,154*
403-1-11Out00249162022167300No1,762*
393-0-12Out00261218221912621No1,259*
382-2-11Out28620231416911No171*
372-1-12Out0311132421168210No245*
362-0-13Out114141919181771No133*
351-2-12Out131913131313136No16
341-1-13Out51492323235No22
331-0-14Out404020No5
310-1-14Out5050No2
300-0-15Out12121726241251No202
Total:90.4%01357910109876543322111100000000000000000000000000No4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs