SPORTS CLUB STATS

Your team’s chances of making the playoffs

"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 -1.2
+0.7
-2.2
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.1
-0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.3
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.2
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 +0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 *+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Wooden Spooners vs Hashtag FC Boot-0.5-0.3+0.6
+0.8*+0.0-0.8
-2.0-0.6+2.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender+0.0+0.1-0.0
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.3*-0.1-0.3
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.2*-0.1-0.2
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1*+0.0+0.1
+0.0+0.1-0.0
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1-0.0+0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li+0.1*+0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*+0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Hashtag FC Boot finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
5715-0-0In312243013107No90
5514-1-0In9443026179No23
5414-0-1In26826241811410No370
5313-2-0In136625132566No16
5213-1-1In0151320211914520No412
5113-0-299.2%0137131921171162100No2,324*
5012-2-192.9148182219146421No238
4912-1-282.9023815191917105200No2,742
4812-0-345.40014814192016116210000No10,877*
4711-2-213.5001481520201695100No1,405*
4611-1-34.50001361317191712631000No10,589*
4511-0-40.2001251015191814952100No32,314*
4410-2-3Out001251016191814842000No4,838*
4310-1-4Out00013712171917127310000No29,003*
4210-0-5Out00012591418181510521000No71,222*
419-2-4Out0001241015191915942000No12,213*
409-1-5Out00013612171917137310000No58,223*
399-0-6Out000012491418191510521000No116,455
8-3-4Out001251015201913842100No3,036*
388-2-5Out0001251016191914841000No21,652*
378-1-6Out00001371318201711621000No87,765*
368-0-7Out0001361218201812631000No150,559
7-3-5Out00013714172017115200No4,951*
357-2-6Out00001491621201583100No29,088*
347-1-7Out000138142021171041000No100,707*
337-0-8Out0001491722211572000No150,105
6-3-6Out00151017232114720No5,529*
326-2-7Out000139172323157200No28,996*
316-1-8Out00013918242314610No88,160*
306-0-9Out000027172626165100.0%115,776
5-3-7Out00128192625154100.04,845*
295-2-8Out00013920292511200.121,520*
285-1-9Out001413273119500.359,068*
275-0-10Out000151732311211.369,725
4-3-8Out0161832301221.53,106*
264-2-9Out00021027382133.012,183*
254-1-10Out001522392855.529,472*
244-0-11Out0021235401211.633,209*
233-2-10Out01728442019.74,983*
223-1-11Out0423482524.610,743*
213-0-12Out0214473736.910,856*
202-2-11Out19424848.01,298*
192-1-12Out06395454.32,672*
182-0-13Out3326565.32,480*
171-2-12Out237777.1223
161-1-13Out1198080.2399*
151-0-14Out0168383.4373*
140-2-13Out69494.117
130-1-14Out128888.526
120-0-15Out79393.592
Total:0.8%0000000000000000000111111112222233333444555666665411.4%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs
Updated Tuesday, 2023-11-7 2:45 PM Eastern (GMT-05:00)