"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 -0.0
-0.7
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 -0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 -0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 +0.0
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 +0.0
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Wooden Spooners vs Hashtag FC Boot-1.2-0.3+1.4
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC+0.0-0.0-0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1-0.0+0.0
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC+0.0-0.0-0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0*-0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1+0.0+0.0
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife*+0.0-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Hashtag FC Boot finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
5715-0-0In151628241951No201
5414-0-1In1313382513No8
5213-1-192.3%8232323158No13
5113-0-259.43151615202267311No96
5012-2-117.6126242912126No17
4912-1-214.1311021251614531No177
4812-0-32.40271420231910410No906*
4711-2-21.6225102124231021No126
4611-1-30.1002610162421126210No1,411*
4511-0-4Out00137132022181142000No5,682*
4410-2-3Out0012614192219114210No949
4310-1-4Out0001511182220137310No7,776*
4210-0-5Out00026121922191262100No24,455*
419-2-4Out002510202320136200No4,720*
409-1-5Out00014916222115831000No29,960*
399-0-6Out0000251118222013621000No79,759*
388-2-5Out001410182321147200No16,245*
378-1-6Out00013816222216831000No84,086*
368-0-7Out000015111823201362100No187,306
7-3-5Out002612202319125100No5,012*
357-2-6Out0014101823211462000No39,225*
347-1-7Out00013917222215831000No176,246*
337-0-8Out0000251220231911510000No341,063
6-3-6Out0002714212218104100No10,671*
326-2-7Out00015122024201141000No71,541*
316-1-8Out00015122024201141000No277,518*
306-0-9Out0001391824231462000No470,381
5-3-7Out001411202421135100No16,480*
295-2-8Out001410192622134100No94,962*
285-1-9Out000141121262211300No321,253
4-4-7Out024122227211020No2,355
275-0-10Out000131121282310200No492,065
4-3-8Out001412232821920No17,898*
264-2-9Out001514263019500No90,949*
254-1-10Out000271931281110No278,019*
244-0-11Out0002925372430No378,851
3-3-9Out00021025362220No13,732*
233-2-10Out01416383660No62,026*
223-1-11Out002103345100No170,100*
213-0-12Out004225320100.0%211,733
2-3-10Out042353181No6,677*
202-2-11Out01145428300.027,868*
192-1-12Out0085135500.069,822*
182-0-13Out00341451000.282,002*
171-2-12Out0131521600.57,617*
161-1-13Out125522210.717,504*
151-0-14Out015503322.118,470*
140-2-13Out08474044.0919
130-1-14Out6414766.51,911
120-0-15Out230571110.62,141
Total:0.0%000000000000000000000000011112233445667891011114100.0%4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs