How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +1.0
No
+2.5
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 +0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 +0.0
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 +0.0
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 *+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+2.0-0.5-1.1
+2.4-0.2-1.4
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1+0.1+0.2
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.1*+0.1-0.0
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.0*+0.0+0.1
the Malachi bru vs SA Meat Commiss+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC+0.1*+0.0-0.0
-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Meatsafe Murder vs wat do?-0.0*+0.1+0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1*+0.0-0.0
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Real Calvinball vs Erika Tymrak 4-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0*-0.0-0.1
BBTA Compass vs Placeholder FC-0.1-0.0+0.0
CupWinningChivas vs Holy Toledo!+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.0+0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Gaber's Young B finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6415-0-0In21133262071No207
6214-1-0In619501313No16
6114-0-1In21327351374No166
6013-2-0In1122332211No9
5913-1-1In1818312117400No237
5813-0-2In021021282213410No1,583*
5712-2-1In141127251796No142
5612-1-2In014132426199300No2,070*
5512-0-399.8%00151523251793100No9,851*
5411-2-298.8016142025171041No1,204
5311-1-395.400151322241994100No11,475*
5211-0-483.300026122123191141000No39,569*
5110-2-357.70014101923201362100No6,248*
5010-1-432.500141018232114620000No41,461*
4910-0-513.1000139162221158310000No115,772*
489-2-42.60002613202218115200No19,826*
479-1-50.4000251119232012620000No108,235*
469-0-60.00000141017222114731000No247,428*
458-2-5Out001261320221811520000No45,732*
448-1-6Out000025111923201362000No204,666*
438-0-7Out000014916222115831000No388,804
7-3-5Out002511182220137300No11,440*
427-2-6Out0001261219221812520000No76,194*
417-1-7Out000141018232113620000No291,210*
407-0-8Out000013916222215831000No477,634
6-3-6Out0014101822211472100No16,513*
396-2-7Out00026121923191151000No93,240*
386-1-8Out000141019232113620000No309,655*
376-0-9Out00014917222115731000No448,374
5-3-7Out0014101822211462000No17,416*
365-2-8Out000261321231810410000No84,850*
355-1-9Out000151220232012510000No245,642*
345-0-10Out0000141018232113620000No316,980
4-3-8Out0015121923201362000No12,694*
334-2-9Out0001381522221793100No55,305*
324-1-10Out00002714222318931000No144,085*
314-0-11Out000026132124181041000No167,239
3-3-9Out0127152224179310No6,697*
303-2-10Out001411202421125100No25,659*
293-1-11Out000141121252112410No60,228*
283-0-12Out00151222262010300No65,648*
272-2-11Out001412222922820No8,120*
262-1-12Out00151527301840No16,867*
252-0-13Out00027203228111No16,954*
241-2-12Out002927372320No1,428
231-1-13Out01418393450No2,869*
221-0-14Out0110344690No2,560*
210-2-13Out112753163No109
200-1-14Out21452311No213
190-0-15Out1752337No380
Total:2.2%00000000000000111122233444455555555444332211110000No4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs