SPORTS CLUB STATS

Your team’s chances of making the playoffs

"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 -3.0
+0.2
-2.6
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
-0.0
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.1
*+0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 *-0.0
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 *+0.0
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 +0.0
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 *+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-1.7-0.9+1.8
+0.3*-0.0-0.2
-2.3-0.6+2.4
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.1*+0.1+0.1
-0.0+0.1-0.0
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.1*-0.1-0.1
-0.1*+0.1+0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.1*-0.0-0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1*-0.0-0.1
+0.0*+0.1-0.0
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1-0.0-0.1
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender+0.0*+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Coffee FC finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6015-0-0In9213025132No87
5814-1-0In317373077No30
5714-0-1In271628271252No330
5613-2-0In661835296No17
5513-1-1In026132525141041No407
5413-0-2In01312192320145200No2,446*
5312-2-1In041119182711540No227
5212-1-2In0001410162320147310No2,672*
5112-0-399.0%01261218201912631000No10,845*
5011-2-295.10149172219148310No1,298*
4911-1-379.900138141920151162100No10,703*
4811-0-440.40001371218191712731000No31,857*
4710-2-316.10012491519191694210No4,774*
4610-1-43.40001261016191814842000No29,233*
4510-0-50.1000002481317191611631000No71,362*
449-2-4Out00125916191914942100No12,164*
439-1-5Out000012610151918149421000No58,891*
429-0-6Out000013712171917127310000No116,980
8-3-4Out00248141818151063100No3,053*
418-2-5Out000249151919161042100No21,899*
408-1-6Out0001259151819159521000No87,402*
398-0-7Out000013712171917127310000No149,579
7-3-5Out001148131819161162100No4,949*
387-2-6Out00125915202015841000No29,032*
377-1-7Out00001261117201813731000No99,733*
367-0-8Out000012510162019148310000No149,287
6-3-6Out00127121720181363100No5,760*
356-2-7Out0001491620211693100No29,188*
346-1-8Out0000137131922181151000No88,969*
336-0-9Out0001381622221683100No116,726
5-3-7Out0001410162220167200No4,944*
325-2-8Out000139172323156200No21,821*
315-1-9Out0001381724241561000.0%58,844*
305-0-10Out000027162626165100.069,739
4-3-8Out01271825251650No3,093*
294-2-9Out00131021292510200.112,128*
284-1-10Out001413273219500.429,290*
274-0-11Out0151731311421.533,192*
263-2-10Out0021027362133.14,771*
253-1-11Out001621382965.810,781*
243-0-12Out021134401312.910,896*
232-2-11Out0829461716.81,329*
222-1-12Out00423482525.42,642*
212-0-13Out0113473838.42,526*
201-2-12Out7494444.2181*
191-1-13Out04385757.2404*
181-0-14Out2326565.2365*
170-2-13Out277372.711
160-1-14Out3197777.431
150-0-15Out148686.380
Total:2.9%00000000000000111111112222223333334444444444444432100.4%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs
Updated Tuesday, 2023-11-7 2:45 PM Eastern (GMT-05:00)