How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 -0.5
-1.7
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 -0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 +0.0
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 +0.0
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 +0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 -0.0
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 *+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.1-0.1+0.1
-1.3-0.1+2.0
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.0-0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0*+0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1-0.0+0.0
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Wooden Spooners vs Hashtag FC Boot-0.0+0.1+0.0
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC+0.0+0.0-0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li+0.0+0.0-0.1
Lenhart's Pubes vs Panther City FC+0.0+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Coffee FC finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6015-0-0In11023282594No201
5814-1-0In13501325No8
5714-0-1In82538238No40
5613-2-0In3367No3
5513-1-1In232021262082No66
5413-0-299.8%01617232417930No549*
5312-2-198.1491328211942No53
5212-1-286.6027132324189410No782*
5112-0-359.0001411182520135210No3,855*
5011-2-236.31231119242014421No502
4911-1-315.0001410172321137310No4,801*
4811-0-42.60002613192218115210No17,907*
4710-2-30.6000261420231811410No2,739*
4610-1-40.1001511172220137210000No20,489*
4510-0-50.0000026121922191262100No60,110*
449-2-4Out00026121922191252000No10,768*
439-1-5Out00014101621211583100No62,137*
429-0-6Out0000251118212013721000No151,837*
418-2-5Out0001411182320136210No29,202*
408-1-6Out00013815212216941000No139,514*
398-0-7Out0000141017222114731000No284,337
7-3-5Out0015111823201262000No7,990*
387-2-6Out00014101823211472000No57,853*
377-1-7Out0000137152122179410000No237,129*
367-0-8Out0000141018232114721000No420,626
6-3-6Out00025111923201252000No13,797*
356-2-7Out00014101824211362000No85,260*
346-1-8Out00013816232216831000No304,958*
336-0-9Out0000251220232011510000No480,281
5-3-7Out002614212318103100No17,233*
325-2-8Out0002513212419104100No92,883*
315-1-9Out0001512212420114100No295,320*
305-0-10Out000139182522146100No417,172
4-3-8Out00141120252112410No16,057*
294-2-9Out00141121262111410No75,524*
284-1-10Out000141222272110300No213,655*
274-0-11Out001411232822920No273,897
3-3-9Out001413242821810No10,085*
263-2-10Out00161628291640No43,778*
253-1-11Out0000282132261010No111,137*
243-0-12Out00021026362220No134,112*
232-2-11Out001519383250No16,738*
222-1-12Out00212344290No39,075*
212-0-13Out005245119100.0%43,162*
201-2-12Out021753262No3,990*
191-1-13Out0195035500.08,455*
181-0-14Out0440451000.28,609*
170-2-13Out0228511800.5418
160-1-14Out125522110.9844
150-0-15Out14473722.2966
Total:0.1%00000000000000000000111122233344555666666554421000.0%4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs