How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Chivas Numba Juan 41 Dayton Dutch Li 38 +0.4
-2.0
+1.9
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.7
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.4
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
+0.0
HYB Grim SC 67 Hashtag FC Boot 19 +0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.1
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.6-0.3+0.6
+0.8*+0.0-0.8
-2.0-0.6+2.1
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.0*+0.1+0.0
-0.1*+0.0+0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.3*-0.1-0.3
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.2*-0.0-0.2
-0.0+0.2+0.0
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1*+0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1-0.0+0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners-0.1-0.0+0.1
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC-0.1*+0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Chivas Numba Juan finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
5715-0-0In126242625142No93
5514-1-0In323101929106No31
5414-0-1In1161421221713300No343
5313-2-0In77292171477No14
5213-1-1In0051219251913420No419
5113-0-299.3%001371419221796210No2,443*
5012-2-197.5261018142912502No201
4912-1-286.000151015212015842000No2,644*
4812-0-349.400024915191915952100No10,530*
4711-2-217.10015101820171393200No1,284
4611-1-35.50001481318191611631000No10,789*
4511-0-40.20001261116191813841000No32,110*
4410-2-3Out001251116191814741000No4,905*
4310-1-4Out00001481318191611631000No29,099*
4210-0-5Out0000125101518181495210000No71,352*
419-2-4Out001251015191914841000No12,066*
409-1-5Out000013713171917127310000No58,767*
399-0-6Out0000125101519181595210000No116,554
8-3-4Out00126111620171484200No3,116*
388-2-5Out00125111620191383100No21,624*
378-1-6Out0001481418201611521000No87,899*
368-0-7Out0001371318201712621000No149,908
7-3-5Out000138131820171152000No4,852*
357-2-6Out0001491621201583100No29,470*
347-1-7Out00013815202116104100No100,034*
337-0-8Out000014101722211472000No149,981
6-3-6Out0012511182220126200No5,644*
326-2-7Out000139172422157200No29,191*
316-1-8Out0000141018252314510No88,152*
306-0-9Out000138172625155100.0%116,544
5-3-7Out000139182824144100.04,773*
295-2-8Out0013920302411200.121,893*
285-1-9Out0001514273018500.358,792*
275-0-10Out00161832301211.369,802
4-3-8Out0161834291011.52,959*
264-2-9Out0021028362033.212,138*
254-1-10Out001621382955.429,360*
244-0-11Out0021234401211.733,064*
233-2-10Out01626472020.14,935*
223-1-11Out00422482626.110,562*
213-0-12Out0114473837.610,958*
202-2-11Out08405151.41,344*
192-1-12Out05375757.32,660*
182-0-13Out03316666.22,539*
171-2-12Out0257574.8210
161-1-13Out0178282.4408*
151-0-14Out0138786.8379*
140-2-13Out198181.316
130-1-14Out49696.327
120-0-15Out39796.790
Total:0.8%00000000000000000000111111112222233333444555666665411.4%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs